Sinister: Spaghetti

[Paulo Stinsoni]

Bonjour tout le monde,

Ca Va?

Do you remember all those French lessons starting like that? (when learning 
French as a foreign language that is) Oh how I miss Marie France et 
Claudette.

Well, on 3rd April I had a vasectomy 
(http://www.langton-medical.co.uk/Vasectomy.htm) and I've been in pain on 
and off since.

I really want to go into all the nasty details.  Can I?  I want to share it.

OK, seeing as I got a little ESP stylee message in my brain saying it was OK 
to talk, then I will.

**Stop here if you're squeemish***

You have to lie back on the operating table, and the surgeon (not to be 
confused with Sturgeon, that's a fish) injected my, ahem, area, and proceded 
to make a small (1cm) cut, and then pull out my left hand side piece of 
spaghetti with a crochet hook...

I can't go on, but you can get the details from the link.  I was awake 
through the operation, and the surgeon (not a fish) used a funny 
laser/electro cutter to make the cut.  It kind of burns through your skin, 
and I could smell burning flesh...

OK I'm stopping.

Anyway, after all that I was laid up for a week, unable to walk about, 
except in a painful way (probably due to the clamps I had on each of my, 
ahem, thingys during the op) and I looked like John Wayne (I think it was 
the big hat and the chaps that did it)

I had an ice pack on the area for the week.

Anyway, the pain comes back, not as sharply, but it still comes back now and 
then, and I just don't think it's fair.

I tell you what though, B&S mixed with Devil May Cry 2 makes you feel 
better, so if you're thinking of it, get a PS2 and an ice pack.

See ya

P.

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