Sinister: There was a pregnant pause before she said yeees

[Ian porter]

How great is this.

I asked this girl I know (Lucy) if she would come to our schools end of year 
ball thing (Dunblane Hydro, be there or be square). And she said



                      yes


How fantastic is that? Shes really lovely and everything, shes GOING TO THE 
BALL WITH ME. The last time i was this happy with a girl was when, erm, well 
THAT WAS AGES AGO. So its good, right?

I'll have to hire a kilt now. I dont want to wear one of those stupid Prince 
Charlie jackets, you know, with the silver buttons and the weird cut and the 
general daftness. I want a like, tweed jacket, but you can only wear them in 
the daytime apparently. I looked them up, and it looks like the Argyll 
semi-formal jacket is the one for me.

I wonder what my tartan is. It better not be really green.

Now, if i can just work out what 'going to the ball with..' actually means, 
ill be sorted.

Sorry for the triviality of this post, I just had to say something.

Ian

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