Sinister: Shaking that ass? I DON'T think so.

[Mark Casarotto]

Lucy seems to hink I'm handily out of he way, and that
she can introduce scandal and rumour at my expense
willy-nilly. But she fogets that WE ARE ALL ONE GLOBAL
COMMUNITY OF HUGGLEZ, and I can see everything she
types. I can even see her as she's typing. Is that a
bit of toast in your cleavage, dear?

That first picture of me is just horrible. And as for
the hot pants, it's just scurrilous gossip on a
slow-news day. They're perfectly innocent shorts,
bought for $2 at a goodwill store in Denver, and they
don't reveal anything they shouldn't. I'm not that
kind of boy!

I hope all the REPORTING BACK inspires people to come
to more picnics 'n' clubs, cos they really can be
super. And I don't *only* play r'n'b, either.

It's raining in Italy, and I'm about to go cycling.
Terrifying skidding/insane drivers/wrong side of the
road images are flashing before my mind, so I'm off to
steel myself. Think of me always.

Mark xxx

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