Sinister: Becks and Juan Sebastian

[Ian Watson]

As good as this is, I'm *still* laughing at the Indie Boi one.

Genius.






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> From: kenneth.chu at xxx.org
> Reply-To: kenneth.chu at uclh.org
> Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 16:56:53 +0100
> To: sinister at missprint.org
> Subject: Sinister: Becks and Juan Sebastian
> 
> Oh yeah one of these again...
> 
> Becks and Juan Sebastian
> ====================
> You left the club you left your job
> You saw Becks shaping for a lob
> When I was young you were the only fun in town
> 
> Everyone thought it was a shame
> For Becks and the Juan Sebastian
> Becks was ok but Juan Sebastian
> Went too far again
> hit the bar in the rain
> 
> He wants to pass and he wants to care
> But van nistorooy wants crosses to fly in so square
> Sebastian your one touch pass
> just missed the danger zone
> Sebastian your one touch pass
> just missed the danger zone
> 
> You go to Chelsea around the way
> Señoras are queuing up to tell Becks he's a star
> Poor Sebastian's just heading for a ball
> 
> Everyone thought it was a shame
> For Becks and the Juan Sebastian
> Becks was ok but Juan Sebastian
> Went too far again
> hit the bar in the rain
> 
> Juan Sebastian wrote his diary that
> He would never be young again
> But you will
> Fellow, you are skilled
> You'd better take a weight off of your pass and listen
> To what other people say
> Cause things are going wrong your own way
> 
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