Sinister: and what do you think i saw when i opened the door? Badgers! Eating my pork pie!

robin stout stoutrobin at xxx.com
Sat Aug 23 21:50:41 BST 2003


I was at a party last night and had an argument with a girl about drum and 
bass. I think I told her it was rubbish. I said, snootily and rather too 
loudly, that I'd always preferred hi-hat and treble. I said, waving my beer 
bottle in the air, that I like drums, I like bass, I like trumpets, I like 
guitars and handclaps and songs about tigers. She said I didn't understand 
and it's about more than just drums and bass. I said it was a stupid name 
then, and all labels were silly because the best bands should defy 
expectations. She called me something offensive. It might have been "you 
twat". It probably was.

Today with a headache and not a penny in my pockets I sat inside watching 
telly. And I figured that last night I had been a bit of a twat. I'd 
overstepped the mark.

I think my views on whether it is good or bad to be considered twee follow 
similar lines of thought to that argument about drum and bass. I don't think 
that labels ever really fit what they're applied to. And people always have 
different opinions on what they mean. People ask me what music I like and I 
find it difficult to reply. I could say 'indie' I suppose, but people would 
form the wrong impressions. My problem with 'twee' is that it's an 
affectation. I like to hear songs about love and loneliness, girlfriends who 
run off with postmen, freckles, tigers and sex on the carpet. I don't think 
a word as shallow as twee really sums that up. If you want to put your hair 
in pigtails, go on. It makes you look cute, but it's not why I love you.

I think what I'm most embarrassed about in my argument with that girl is 
that I was accusing her of being narrowminded but I was being narrowminded 
myself. I mean, she can dance to shite music if she wants to, but it's not 
like she's sticking pins in hampsters. I'll tell myself that because she 
says she doesn't listen to song lyrics that makes her shallow, but that 
doesn't have to be true. That's the problem with labels: they make us focus 
on the wrapper and not what's inside. Last night someone called me a 
four-letter word beginning with 't'. I hope that's the last time.

:: :: ::

A taxi driver parked his taxi at the end of my street because smoke was 
coming from the engine. He had his radio turned up really loud and I 
couldn't concentrate on my book. He flipped up the bonnet and stood holding 
his chin in one hand with the other on his hip. A song called 'Stay Loose' 
came on the radio. I can't remember who it was by but I rather liked it.

robin x

ps: the aislers set kick ass. they blow me away. there isn't a word in the 
dictionary to sum that up.

pps: put your wand away ian. always getting it out at the smallest excuse ;)

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