Sinister: Twee rule the school

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

Couldn't be arsed to talk about twee and shit so I went to bastardise B&S
lyrics instead.

Twee rule the school
------------------------------
On an e-mail crudely carved
"B.S. was twee"
Why did she do it?
Was she scared was she bored?

On a e-mail rudely carved
"M.C. hates twee"
Why did he do it?
Was his arse slightly bruised? 

Do something girly while you can
Don't fall asleep
Watching the footie in a pub is cool
Do something blokey while you can
Don't be a fool
Picking a daisy to yourself is fine

On an e-mail going round
"Twee'd Rue The Day"
Written for everyone to read and to see
On an e-mail going round
"Twee Rule The School"
Written for everyone with arse in their head

Do something petty while you can
Don't fall asleep
whinging about your ex-girlfriends all day til you're bored

So call me A. Moffat if you want
It's no secret
You know the world is made for Chas
You know the world is made for Chas
You know the world is made for Chas
not Suggs



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