Sinister: The Shape Of a Boaby. . .

[Brian McNeill]

Italy has funded a study to determine why the head of a man's pen*s is wider 
than its shaft. The study took two years and cost over 180,000,000 lira. The 
results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's pen*s is 
wider was to provide the man with more pleasure during s.ex.

After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study 
on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the Italian 
study were incorrect. After three year of research and cost in excess of 
250,000,000 francs they concluded that the head of a man's pen*s is wider 
than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during s.ex.

When the results of the French study were released, the Scots decided to 
conduct their own study. The Scots didn't really trust the Italian or French 
studies. So after nearly three days of intensive research and at a cost of 
approximately 36 quid, the Scottish study came to the final conclusion that 
the reason that the head of a man's pen*s is wider than its shaft is to 
prevent your hand flying off and hitting your forehead.



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