Sinister: Lost in TV. Or just ON Tv. Uh.

[a.s.t.r.i.d at xxx.com]

Hello all you twees out there!

I'm on tv right now. Well, ok, the video I'm IN is on
MTV at the moment. There's me.... there's me... Yes, it
was six hours in a legendary punkcafé/concert place of
dancing like mad. Fuck we were tired. I still get tired
thinking about it. Phew.

Today, I've had a great day. Because it's not
Snow-everywhere-and-fucking-freezing, but
enough-snow-so-you-can-walk-properly-now-and-nice-temperature-in-air. 


I'm going to meet my friend Emelie soon, and we're
gonna rent a video, make some really delicious food and
talk about boys and music. And watch the movie of
course. I am hoping for the cheesy teeenmovie with
Mandy Moore. She's coloured her hair brown. She's got a
tatoo of a butterfly. She's got a fringe. OH MY GOD
SHE'S SUCH A REBEL!!! Or not. But it'd be fun to watch,
the slogan for the film is "She walks her own way, does
he dare to follow!". It's even weirdly put, I thought
they'd put a "?" at the end. But no, keep it cheery and
nice, yes why don't you. 

!

I like Beck's song Lost Cause. Beck rocks. 

I'm gonna give you a link to a NEW PHOTO OF ME. IN MY
EXCITING AND REBELLIOUS SIDEPARTING. Because I have
brown hair, I must be a rebel, because that's what I've
learnt for the commercial for Mandy Moore's film. That
must be the truth.

TV is the best sometimes.

Like when you're home alone, late at night, and you're
eating crisps and getting it all over the place. When
you're ABOUT to go to sleep, but then you see "Coming
up next, TV3 documentary: THE CHIPPENDALES". Yes, I did
watch. And was it a documentary about their emotional
true selves? Fuck no. It was a fucking SHOW recorded in
London. Man it was freaky.

Someone has misinformed those not even young men that
women's three biggest turnons are:

1) Men in scary, apricotcoloured thongs in spandex
2) Men who rub themselves violently in a, shall we say
least, frightening way with weird stuff like small
towels or something, or dryhumping their supposed-to-be
army beds. 
3) Men who call themselves The Chippendales and strip
for them. YUK.

It was funny though, their choreography of all:
One man comes in, in a white uniform, as the one
Richard Gere has on in an officer and a gentleman, and
ltos of women scream, to the tones of that crappy theme
song. Then another guy in the same suit comes in. 
Astrid thinks: Wow, gay love. That's at least a bit
controversial instead of just bizarre "sexy" dancing. 

Third man enters stage, smiling.
Astrid thinks: WOW.

Fourth man enters stage. smiling of course.
Astrid thinks: Hmmm. Now it's getting crowded.

Fifth and sixth man enters.
They all start takin of their clothes.
Astrid thinks: Eeeeeeew, not AGAIN!!!
and hides behind the crispbag.

TV is the source of all knowledge.

Hehe.

I have to go now, but bye bye.

The link to my pic is:
www.angelfire.com/ego/astrid/newpic.html

I have to warn you though, I look a bit dopey. Ah,
screw it. "I'm the baby, gotta love me." 

Astrid x

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Fab: Who the fuck is Ted Dancer?

Ted Danson.

Fab: Oh, Danson.

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