Sinister: Self-adhesion made a glue of me

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Already this has been mentioned a couple of times....

February 14th.

Arrgh.  And then thinking about February 14th I realised that it can't be 
that bad (especially if you write February 14th in full like this - but if I 
were to spell it FABruary 14th it would be overkill, ironic even - REDBUary 
on the other hand, would be excellent).  It can't be worse than say 
Christmas without a family... like, the day itself isn't that bad, it's just 
everyone else having a blast that makes it bad!

Although it is true that when families get together they don't get all 
snogative all of a sudden!  No matter where I go there are going to be much 
sightings of coupling (not to be confused with copulating which might be at 
least amusing to watch), and that wouldn't be nice.

So I fully intend to stay put at home even if I am getting some very 
lucrative (a word I keep confusing with ludicrous!) offers to go out.  
Because sleeping in bed at home is the only way to escape!  Oh shit I hope 
my flatmates won't be having romantic dinners indoors.

Hopefully next year's Valentine's Day would be better because the !B!&!S! 
!K!A!R!A!O!K!E! !D!V!D! (does DVD stand for a "Dirty Vicar Device"?) will 
have been out, and I can Sing The Night Away (by singing Wandering Alone), 
maybe more appropriately "Get me away from here, I'm dying" or "I don't love 
anyone".  Or just marvel at Big Stu's sexy body.

I look forward to Fabruary 15th which is when I intend to pick up all the 
girls who got dumped by/have dumped their boys.  Emotional Vunerability = 
Ken's Profitability innit!

I'm so clever, bit like Einstein but without the first "i", nor the "stein" 
bit at the end, but with a "K" right at the front.

KEn
p.s.: terry underwear said:
>>"Stay the FAQ out of IRAQ" is what my banner will read on Saturday <<
I quoted that just now, and was going to ask some question about it but I'm 
going to hold out for now, as it may be Frequently Asked.  Heh, yeah, thank 
FAQ for that, whatever.

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