Sinister: Forget Love, I'd rather fall into chocolate

Laura Llew lleweth at xxx.com
Thu Feb 13 12:35:23 GMT 2003


I've decided to make GayJay a stuffed dalek to use as a teddy bear if it's 
the last thing I do. Of course, with my history of clumsiness and any sharp 
object - even one as small as a sewing needle - it might very well BE the 
last thing I do.

Nevertheless, big thanks to him for setting up the Valentine's Day present 
exchange as I now have a English darling as my sweetheart - for one day at 
least. After that I have to go back to my tactic of, "As long as there are 
illegal aliens who want citizenship, Laura Llew will have a date." Why would 
I even bother with Sinister - if not to take advantage of young English and 
Scottish boys who want to live in America?

I promised to start posting regularly and then the very next week I neglect 
my duties. However, my ink polaroid is like my life - underexposed. So there 
you go. However, I decided that I must post today as it is:

MISS HONEY'S BIRTHDAY

Oh yes! Purveyor of Smut, List Mummy, Minxalicious Milkmaid, and Princess of 
all that is pink and fluffy deserves all of your on-line greetings and well 
wishes. Or at least her very own chocolate covered cutie. I would volunteer 
to help round one up but I seem to be lacking in the ability to procure such 
a find so perhaps Miss Linda shall have better luck. If you (like me) miss 
Honey's posts go to 
http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/199912/msg00205.html and 
remember the good old days. Honey rules.

For you Sinister archivists out there, I shall inform you that February is 
the MONTH OF THE TART! Along with Honey the month is filled with the likes 
of Miss Maddie Minx celebrating her day on the 17th, the ever patient 
Caitlin's was on the 4th, and the loveable Ree's is on the 22nd.

Tartastic Quotes:
"But they gave me a purple lollipop, and who can be upset with a lolli in 
her mouth?" (Ree)
"The perils of being a teenage slut. It costs a fortune in accessories." 
(Miss Maddie Minx)
Are you sure it's 'frondage' that you like?"  (Caitlin)

Now I shall bid adieu by sending big props out to Alyson Snowball and her 
Which Belle & Sebastian Song Character Are You. I'm Judy. I dream of horses. 
I'm staying inside - making Basic Eight quizzes which I wish had as great as 
graphics as the end of results but they don't because I suck. See for 
yourself at: 
http://quizilla.com/users/petullant/quizzes/Which%20Member%20Of%20The%20Basic%20Eight%20Are%20You%3F/

Love & WWDPD hipflasks*,
Laura

* Carsmile Steve: the answer is in the flask.

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