Sinister: Happy Birthday MMM!

[Laura Llew]

The other day I was trying to remember which one of my friends had bought 
her boyfriend a copy of Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance only to be 
shown up by one of her friends buying the boyfriend something a yillion 
times more expensive and grand. Then I realized it wasn't a friend - it was 
an episode of Will & Grace.

Due to illness my cognitive processes aren't all they're cracked up to be 
(or rather they are all they've cracked up to be) so I won't try and make 
this a long post. However, I did want to send out public birthday greetings 
to Sinister's Beloved Minx - Miss Maddie who turns 24 today. Since I can't 
use my memory or good nature (what good nature?) as a resource I shall turn 
to my Wonder Woman Miss Maddie Minx quote book to find reasons wisdom from 
our own MMM.

Church:
"Oh, you shouldn't be going to Church. THere's no telling what kind of 
people you'll meet there."

Christmas:
"Why can't these people see that Christmas is not about gifts, it's about 
drinking and insulting one's blood relations?"

Parents:
"My mother is OK. She looks like my dad beat her up, but he would never do a 
thing like that... he's too busy working.

Facial Features:
"I'm so asymetrical I look like Phil Oakley's hair do."

This is just an introduction because one day I plan to complete my 
collection, publish it, and make you all pay full price for it. However, 
don't worry because it will come with a free Minx Doll which will make the 
entire effort worthwhile.

In other news: I didn't protest, I didn't see the Go Betweens, and I didn't 
see Camera Obscura while dancing beside Stuart Murdoch trying to slip a 
"valentines" in his pocket. However, I have been moping around being sickly 
while listening to Casiotones For The Painfully Alone wishing it was Belle & 
Sebastian's Rollercoaster Ride on but too lazy to change the CD so that must 
count for something.

Love & birthday kisses,
Laura

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