Sinister: Fun! Thrills! Romance!

[Eric Brasure]

Dearest Sinister,

I've been listening to a lot of B&S recently; it's like visiting with an old
friend. That feeling of immediately slipping back into a comfortable
relationship after having been apart for so long is precious. Also, I like
them.

I haven't written in aaaages, but I decided to because my three-year
Sini-anniversary is coming up soon. Where has the time gone? I remember when
you were just a wee thing (actually, I don't) and now you're almost grown
up, ready to go out into the big wide world. Brings a tear to my eye,
really. 'Course, it could be the tear gas from the militia outside. What do
we want? A police state! When do we want it? When the government tells us!
Still, I suppose things could be worse. I could be in New York, where they
apparently have 2 FEET of snow at the moment. Makes it hard for the troops
to keep an eye on us.

I was asked out for coffee today by a boy that has hair on the tip of his
nose. We all need love though, and besides that, he's not bad-looking. Bad
teeth too, but that's endearing in a sort of Britain-of-the-1950s sort of
way. I'm not desperate, really.

I have a £20 gift certificate to spend at amazon.co.uk. I need suggestions
on what to buy... please send them my way. If I choose one, you won't get
anything. Unless you're a cute guy. Then you might get a kiss on the cheek.
Okay, women too.

This was crap. You won't hear from me for five more months, so don't worry.

Lurrrrve,
Eric

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