Sinister: London Bowling: REPORTING BACK

[Ellebelle]

ok i've left it till now to hope that someone else
does the
REPORTING BACK on the London Bowling. but they haven't

(you lazy boys) so it's left to me. so here goes.

SINISTER LONDON BOWLING!!!!!!
REPORTING
BACK
HURRAH

picture the scene in your mind (North London, cold)
look at all the people (well four of them) and take a
note
of the setting behind (la la la: Bowling Alley)
Listen, watch and wait
Hope that a few more people will turn up (phone Lord
Ken
of Sinister a few times, gossip about Mark and decide
he's
probably had a better offer)
An hour later come to the sad conclusion that this is
it
Go in anyway and start drinking (3 pints and a coke
please)
start talking (B&S always a safe one to start with)
hurridly book the alley (note, only one needed)
get the shoes (mine were new you know)
go and bowl.
Elle was particularly splendid. Getting strikes one
moment
(well, two of them) and absolutely nothing with the
next 
few (four i believe) balls. whoever you is that all my
words
and actions come from, i think you could have made me
at least win.
James, Sam and Paul played rather well but Elle was
too
overawed about the concept of being out with three
charming young men to take any notice of that.

Games came to an end. Have no idea who won.

Went to pub. Drank more.

Talked music, books, sinister gossip (quite shocking)
and
drank more. all was going splendly until James
realised
his bag had been stolen. all too drunk to react very
much
and just said oh. 

discussed how wonderful Xmas Xchange had been and how
much
we all loved Mses Llew and Minx. Wondered if they'd
consider
organising/licencing the concept to allow a Sinister
Valentine Card Xchange. Just think - you send a
Valentine
Card to a Sinistarian and are (almost) guaranteed a 
similar card from an unknown 'admirer'. it'll help
take 
the pain out of that otherwise horrendous day. the
more cards
you send, the more cards you receive. now, i know you
can just
send cards to yourself, but it's not quite the same.
what 
do you reckon?

drank more. talked more. listened to remarkably good
music
argued about exact location of iraq. drank more.

pub closed.said goodbyes. went home.

Elle reached the lonely depths of surrey, took taxi as
still
scared by that rapist even though he's now in prison.
had 
argument with taxi driver who called her 'love'. where
is
the surrey sinister massive when you need it? is it
really
just elle and james (during holiday times only).
anyone
else out there willing to own up to the indignity of
living in surrey? it's just a part-time massive
otherwise.

REPORTING BACK TOTALLY OFF TOPIC AND SIGNING OFF
BEFORE
SHE RANTS HER LIFE AWAY.

elle
xxx

ps. many thanks to Rhona for being my wonderful secret
santa. i've eaten the sweets, have failed to save any
money
yet and have stuck the photo on the front cover of my
diary.
xxx

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