Sinister: a space cadet's dream

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

From: Ken
To: Ken's Bird, sinister at missprint.org
Subject: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Date: 6th Jan

You bitch, I fucking hate you.  We're through.  I don't want your fucking
lolly anymore I got a slush puppy from the shop.  Goodbye.

p.s. I've just copied this to the whole of sinister, why?  fuck knows.
Thank fuck for this.
p.p.s. fuck you

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From: Ken's Bird
To: Ken
Subject: Sorry Boss
Date: 5th Jan

Hey Ken sorry I forgot to give you a lolly before I went to work this
morning.  Slipped my mind.

I'll give you a strawberry flavoured one tomorrow ok?

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From: Ken's Bird
To: Ken
Subject: Nice butt
Date: 4th Jan 

Hey Ken you have a very nice butt.  Actually, does this have to do with
anyone else reading this?  Anyway have a lolly from me.

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From: Ken
To: Ken's Bird
Subject: Re: oh ok
Date: 3rd Jan

Yeah ATP is some festival thing.  I might go if I can get my butt off the
ground.

Hey do you like my butt?  I think it's alright, maybe slightly too firm.

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From: Ken's Bird
To: Ken, sinister at missprint.org
Subject: oh ok
Date: 2nd Jan

Ok so I've gathered that this ATP thing is some chemical, is this some kind
of a joke?  How do you go to a chemical?  Are you like, one of the Chemical
Brothers?  Are you Mario or Luigi?

OH It's a festival thing, ok, actually I live too far away to go anyway.

By the way, I've just copied this to the whole of sinister again just for no
particular reason.

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From: Informative
To: Ken's Bird
Subject: Useful info sent privately
Date: 1st Jan

ATP is a festival that was used to be Bowlie Weekender, which was pretty
good, but now it's kinda still good, but not really good, and curated by
Autechreurrgh.

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From: Cowhorns
To: Ken's Bird, sinister at missprint.org
Subject: Re: Are you going to ATP?
Date: 1st Jan

ATP is Adenosine triphosphate, haha.

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From: Ken's Bird
To: Ken, sinister at missprint.org
Subject: Re: Are you going to ATP?
Date: 31st Dec

What's ATP?  What's DDR?

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From: Ken
To: sinister at missprint.org
Subject: Are you going to ATP?
Date: 30th Dec

Anyone going to ATP?  I know the bands are crap but at least there's a bar
that runs til 5am innit, and DDR machine!

Private replies only please, don't want to flood sinister with crap now do
we?

Ken x


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