Sinister: Organizing a Massacre

[Jay Eckard]

If Laura Llew's last post was about clarification, then this is about 
explication.

First of all, Laura Llew was snogging* some boy on the train platform to 
Long Island. She knew this person**. This = romance. The date was arranged 
hastily.*** This = whirlwind.
Therefore, Laura Llew had a whirlwind romance that she knew all about. She 
was just being modest. She's all hott and desirable like that.

Second of all, THANK YOU for all the lovely things you've said about me in 
your Valentines Xchange emails to me.
*flutters eyes*
Bless your hearts, Y'all are just so sweet.
Extra special eyelash batting goes to S. Lord and Elle Belle, who 
volunteered to help. Wings, arrows and nappies will be distributed 
forthwith.

Third of all, anyone who HAS responded should have gotten a terse little 
email verifying the info you sent me.
LET ME KNOW IT AUGHT IS WRONG IN THEM.
I'll also assume the email address I sent these to are the proper ones for 
troubleshooting issues, so when presents don't arrive, YELLING WILL OCCUR.

Fourth of all, if you still want in (DEADLINE = 31 JANUARY) just email me 
off-list.

Fifth of all, it's been a lot of fun.
Some amusing facts:

  The UK and Australia are tied for Most People Sent In (4 all).
  So far, 4 of the 7 continents are represented.
  Longest address (no surprise, this) : Kieran Devaney
  Shortest address : Kerstin Hammes (ever efficient, the Germans)
  Girls outnumber boys

And can somebody explain why the English have such damn long addresses?

Jay

*Well, unilateral smooching was involved, as was, as I understand, flashing
**She didn't pick him up at random, anyway.
***I know because I was there.


--
"The Posby falls into a Trance
In which it does a little Dance."
                     Edward Gorey




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