Sinister: Hong Girl Kong Time (HK sinis come out and play)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Laurel Lemming was not fair when she enticed us with the idea of her 
stroking it to the tigermilk album cover.  No doubt we'll soon hear tales of 
other sinister hotties Shuffling the B&S Playing Cards, 
Five-Knuckles-Stylee.

Or has Brian McNeill already done so?  It doesn't do your back any good you 
know.

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Anyway yes after some bizaree twists and turns since my last e-mail I've 
managed to...

1. GET ON TV
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which was quite nice!  Yet sinister emailing goes on... It was tempting to 
say "It's not you it's me, but I've been on TV now so I'm unsubscribing 
innit besides you lot weren't used to be such scumbags but now you are 
innit".

It seems the hip thing to do.

I was on TV THREE TIMES, apparently, and each time looking like a prick 
trying to look out for the camera.


2. TRAVEL EUROPE
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Yeah man!  For the first time too!  I was in Frankfurt, Germany for THIRTY 
MINUTES!  Such thrill has only been experienced the first time I've been to 
paradise, and then find out that I've never been to me.  What am I talking 
about.  But yeah I enjoyed it so much I plan to go and visit again in two 
week's time!  This time I might even swallow a Frankfurter whole.  Hey! 
That's not a Frankfurter as in someone who is from Frankfurt, just the jumbo 
sausage.

3. END UP IN HONG KONG
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After being crammed on a plane full of hottt girls (and of course I was 
surrounded not by the hottt girls but by three horrid men Mr Farter-Warter 
to my front, Mr I-Like-Leaning-Excessively-to-the-Right to my left and Mr 
I-Love-Fiddling-With-the-flip-out-table-aggressively on the seat behind, 
they have very descriptive last names!!), I got there in the end!  And wow 
it's been fun, so much fun that I can't even mention now but maybe reporting 
back later...

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HK SINISTERS

So it just leaves me to ask if there are any other Hong Kong sinisters 
around and if you fancy a pint or two!  Think a few of us (er 3 so far) are 
maybe going out on sunday...

Ken

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