Sinister: We're gonna rock at the government centre

[robin stout]

One.

The week has been spent nursing sore feet and a sunburt nose - the only bad 
things to come from camping in a field in Pilton for a weekend. Everything 
else about Glastonbury was simply perfect, even the toilets, which were a 
strangely liberating experience. My best moments included the Flaming Lips 
concert, seeing the Furries instead of Radiohead, where we had a fight with 
a man dressed as a dalmation dog, singing songs with the pesky fire wardens, 
and a whole host of experiences that can only be described as spiritual - 
none of which involved hippies or stone circles. The best thing, though, was 
all the people I knew there, including lots of YOU. Steve, Amy, Mark, Ian, 
Ian, Rener, Sarah, Lixi, and lots of others I'm sure. It was lovely to see 
you all, even though I seemed to lose people more often than I met them.

The festival beard came off this morning, although I was hoping to keep it 
as a souvenir. I had to look my best for a meeting about a possible TV 
appearance on a new show called Innovation Nation. I'm trying to get a part 
as the man who turns the handle on our official stamping machine. Oh the 
excitement!! Recently, I've been arriving in the office to find that 
someone's changed the letters on the nameplate next to my door, a la Fawlty 
Towers. The other week I came in to find that I was called Bison Trout, and 
today I am Robot Unit. It's all very mysterious. I've been trying to work 
out who the culprit is for ages, so I can make a citizen's arrest. I *am* a 
fire warden, you know.

R x

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