Sinister: Boys rule, girls drool.

[The Hodottir]

Hello you cheeky batch of munkeys,

In fact, just typing that has made me realise there really isn't enough 
monkey talk on Sinister is there?  But that's not why I'm posting.

A few of you may know my posting habits - I tend to lurk for months, never 
contributing a jot or adding to the debate until something baffles me to the 
point where I simply can't resist opening the forum to a bunch of B&S fans 
who quite possibly have an answer for everything.

This year's hot topic: Why is it that boys have great hobbies and interests 
while most girls just seem to make a lifelong hobby of snaring the boys with 
the hobbies?

HUH?

Is anybody else out there feeling this?

Par exampluh:

Boys can:

Play guitar (and/or other instruments)
DJ
Make the interweb
Shoot films
Skateboard (ref: the delightful Avril Lavigne)
etc

Girls can:

Put on make-up
Shop for Scotland
Flirt
Win gold in Olympic gossip
Hug

It's not like I hadn't noticed the difference before, but it's becoming more 
and more glaringly obvious as the boys are turning their hobbies into really 
cool and exciting careers, while the girls are lagging behind, tripping up 
over their legwarmers.  (Think Spinal Tap's Jeanine to the infintely 
talented David and you're catching my drift...)

Can anyone explain this, or am I just being a bit too hard on my sistahs? 
Perhaps you'll retort with a 'speak for yourself', but come on, I mean, 
we're a bit crap, aren't we?

Oh dear, what a poorly-constructed arguement.  If I were a boy, I'd have 
thought it through - laid it out.  Better still, I'd have sent you a post 
about something more interesting - like whammy bars or whatever they're 
talking about down Denmark Street this week.

Answers on a Dukes of Hazzard postcard please.

Love and Poochie lipgloss
Miss Ho x

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