Sinister: Where issss everybody......?

[Michael Vance]

For Chris,

We had the tasting for our wedding last night. While we were there, we  
pondered what we'd have our "deejay" or "emcee" play. These pejoratives  
are not suitable for who we're getting: someone does Discovery channel  
voice-over. Can't really beat that. I predict my friend, Martin, with  
his penchant for drink (well, he's Irish) and the History Channel,  
sidling up and saying "come on do it, do it, 'Guns & Steel', do the  
intro. 'Wings of the Luftwaffe', just once, man, just once".

What will we have him play? B&S, Smiths, Tom Waits, Andrew Bird, the  
VU, etc. Processionals? Morrissey provides the easy ones... "I Will  
Never Marry", "Jeane" if you really want the awful stuff. B&S with "I'm  
Waking Up To Us".

We met the Reverend the other day, too. Nice chap. He does pre-marital  
counseling, but, well, Hand In Glove--"the sun shines our of our  
behinds" we don't need them, of course. Althought if they were done in  
some sort of Marital Jeopardy format perhaps we'd have fun competing  
against each other.

Is anyone doing a bar quiz about B&S? Someone should.

m.

On Friday, July 25, 2003, at 08:40 AM, Chris Eames wrote:

> Hmmm I get the feeling i am the only one left in the
> world, Sinister posting has been more than a bit thin
> on the ground lately, this worries me greatly as i
> have nothing to read to brighten up my day :(
>
> If nobody posts something interesting soon i may have
> to write about my own life, and believe me thats very
> boring at the moment.....
>
> xxxChris
>
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