Sinister: You hurt my knee on Friday, and ruined my weekend

[Sam Walton]

Hello Sinister.


PICTURE THE SCENE

<<A sweaty college bar somewhere in North Yorkshire on a Friday, beer spilt 
on tiled floor, the quiet acoustic bit from Ash's "Girl From Mars" blaring 
from the PA. "I still love you the girl from..."

At this point, Asm abandons his position behind the decks, lauches himself 
in the air, from the DJ booth, on a trajectory directly colliding with James 
Thorniley, his head flung back, imaginary Gibson Flying V around his neck, 
back arched.

"Mars!", screams Wheeler, as the distonion kicks in. Asm lands on the 
slippery floor on his dickey knee. He'll be okay though, the adrenalin will 
be enough to see him through. Then Thorniley, who had skillfullly avoided 
the incoming deejay, plumets into Asm's shoulder and aforementioned knee, 
and moshing is abruptly halted to avoid further injury.>>

It's quite a scene. James Thorniley nearly killed me on Friday with his 
over-zealous dancing, but his public apolgies are acceptable, of course. 
It's not bruised, James, just quite stiff. Go on Archel, or Big Stu, make 
some smut out of that.


IT'S BETTER TO REGRET SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE THAN TO REGRET SOMETHING YOU 
HAVEN'T DONE

As seems to be the way of it these days, I've been neglecting you. The 
pattern goes lurk-lurk-lurk-lurk-feel guilt-post, on loop. You can thank (?) 
the boy Thorniley for prompting me this time. If it wasn't for his clumsy 
actions at the weekend I'd still be silent. Probably.

I must say though that I've been reading a lot more than usual; I'm digging 
this retro-sinister revival thing, with SUBJECT HEADINGS, and people 
mispelling "great". Mummy I've Grazed My Knee's post was sheer nostalgia, 
and all the better for it in a kinda Brit-pop Club Night way.  Richard. 
John. Gillander's post was inexplicable genius, and Ken's top 5 whinges were 
brilliant, although I'd be tempted to make it a non-round Top 7, in order to 
include http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/200303/msg00020.html, 
and of course 
http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/200304/msg00008.html. As these 
post demonstrate in the most elegant and beautiful ways, the old days might 
be the best, but modern-day sniping is still Sini-gold.


THIERRY HENRY WILL BE OUT FOREVER, HAVING SUSTAINED DEATH DURING ARSENAL'S 
2-0 WIN OVER BOLTON

I can't stop playing CM4 at the moment, which is very sad, but I'm sure I'm 
not alone here. Mark, how are you getting along with Torquay? Any good 
tactics? Apparently, one of the "injuries" that the players can sustain in 
the new game is death. It's quite realistic, y'know.


BOOEY POTTOM

I'll love you and leave you now. I'm sorry if you think I'm clogging up your 
inbox - it's almost as if I've forgotten how to post these days. Speak to 
you in a couple of months then.


love

Asm.x



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     "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but
      he certainly has a good vocabulary"
               - Holden Caulfield

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