Sinister: The boy punned wrong again

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

DAWG ON WHEELS

Poor Retrosec talked of her woes with payment methods for a car, what you
need is to get youreslf a Platinum credit card, dahlink.  £50,000 credit
limit yo.  "Yeah I'll take that car, and yes of course I'd like a cigar for
I'm bling bling."

Not that I have one of those, mind.  I'm all about Graduate Account
mastercards that charge you a frigging fiver for forgetting (alliteration!)
to pay the £100 you owe for one day.  cheeky beggars.  Honestly though, do
people still use cheques these days?  It's all about e-banking nowadays.

*Ken writes this as he transfers his share of the month's rent to his
flatmate's account.

Anyway, I call my car M983KNH.  Cool eh?  I've even got name badges with the
name on that I stick onto the car, twee, I know.


ELECTRONIC BANKING RENAISSANCE

What goes well the best with e-banking??  e-BAY, of course!  Hurrah for
cheap PS2s on ebay, and now I'm (almost) a proud owner of a PS2 (I will be
when that dude finally sends it).

Yeah I'm usually about 3 years late on new technologies like this, but the
PS2 will have D!V!D! playing ability, which will enable me to watch the
B!&!S! D!V!D! when it comes out!  Ohhh yes.  When is it coming out though?

The date 17th June crops up every now and then on various websites etc., is
that something that should be taken as gospel?  Or is it more of a hello!
magazine kind of thing to be taken as?



THE stARS OF TRACK AND FIELD

Paul Arathoon mentioned the death of track and field

>>p.s. I would just like to say RIP to the track and Field night which had
its 
last night late last month. It was London's best indie club with a 
guaranteed 3 or 4 B&S tracks plus VU, Lovin Spoonful, Nick Drake, hefner etc

etc.<<

Well, apparently they didn't really like playing B&S tracks if you read
their website.

http://www.trackandfield.org.uk/club.htm

Sounds a little bitter to me.  Anyway, I've heard rumours that the legendary
TIGERMILKING is having a Revival Starting Mid-July to claim back its
rightful spot as London's premier night club!  I'm sure more details will be
to come sooon.


Yours Oikly and Spottily,
Ken


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