Sinister: I know that things have got to CHU, but what KEN I do?

[Rachel fruitloop-Apps]

Hello Sinister,

I'm waking up to ME--in the subject line of sinister posts! Whoohoo!
I've been called out of the woodwork again by Mr. BRIER RANDOM,
Thanks for the shout-out! This post should prove to be A STAR-STUDDED
AFFAIR since I haven't had the chance to name drop in so long!

BEN APPS (BAPPS) was in *so much trouble* last night!!! We were
listening to ANDREA KITTENMOUSE's B&S from A to Z (which was highly
entertaining) and playing Scrabble with the cat, RHONDA, who is
Kittenmouse's biggest fan. When suddenly, Ben's attention was
diverted away from the game at hand and he was glued to the computer
(like usual!) I was frustrated cos not only did I not have letters or
space to spell out T-W-A-T or D-O-R-K, I couldn't find ANY words to
make! Then the instant message chimes started sounding from the
computer speakers! I angrily asked "Who are you talking to?!" and
then he had to spill the BEANZ (Get it--Beanz! ha!) about the
dedication. It was when I heard the dedication that I felt happy
again! It was "There's Too Much Love"... awwww!

I am a bad RACHEL. I haven't mailed our ¡VIVA RACHELS! mix tape to
JUDGE KEN CHU yet. I have it in an envelope with a letter, I guess
that's a start.  I also have started copying tapes for the
participants, but have yet to mail a single one out.  I will make it
a goal to complete the task by summer's end. Just a mere 8 or 9
months after the mixtape's completion!

Speaking of Goals, my husBEN has a season ticket to see the L.A.
GALAXY soccer team play at their new stadium in Carson, and his seat
is right next to another Sinister fellow named ADRIAN RUDLOFF (Mr.
GLURP).  I went to the matches on the last 2 Saturdays with them, and
it was really a lot of fun. After the first match, we went to
Adrian's and had a sing-a-long with a few b&s songs being tried out. 
It wasn't half bad, either! I can't really beileve how quickly I've
been converted to a football lover (though I can hardly call the
sport that is played out here "football"; it still qualifies as
"soccer" in my mind!) The most exciting thing is that we have tickets
to see MANCHESTER UNITED play in L.A. next month!!!  I hope I get to
see my United boyfriend, OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER, in action. I also hope
that little ANDREEA of Sinister chat fame will still be able to join
us. Congratulations to Andreea for her graduation from college! Also
Happy Birthday to her on Thursday!

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER!!! Ben and I returned to the site of our
wedding reception in Santa Barbara, and you will never believe who we
met up with!!! MARK CASAROTTO and SARAH GARRETT SONNER (Ms.SGS!!!)
Sarah was embarrassed when someone suggested she made a mess on the
floor, but that can happen to any girl when presented with a barrel
full of nuts. I, myself, had my own embarrassing moment that night
with a yummy Santa Barbara Blonde (don't worry, Ben watched!) It was
so much fun seeing Mark and Sarah again. If any of you have an
opportunity to visit that town, you really should cos it's gorgeous.
SGS and Mark would contest to that, I'm sure.  As would the locals,
Brier and PHIL (hi Phil!) 
A few days after that meeting, we found ourselves at a surprise
birthday party for a friend (who is actually the boyfriend of Ben's
boss.) It was at a restaurant in Hollywood called Falcon, which is a
little TOO posh for "our kind". It was *so* nice, I didn't even have
to work very hard to pry the money out of Ben's hands at the end of
the evening! I think he was distracted by the fact that LUKE WILSON
was in our dinner party! I said "hey guy, I like your nurses uniform"
and he said "These are O.R. scrubs" and I said "O.R. they?" and Ben
choked on his food. Not really. I said "Hi I'm Rachel" and Ben said
"Hi, I'm Ben" and he shook our hands and said "Hi, I'm Luke". Turns
out he is the boyfriend of a model that is a friend of Ben's boss.
Who knew! I was almost as google-eyed as I was sitting across the
table from SGS and Mark! *swoon* They're cute!!!!

I know some of you must have been flipping through the pages of
PEOPLE MAGAZINE last month, and you were captivated by a SEXY HAIR
CONCEPTS ad for the Healthy Sexy Hair shampoo. You probably weren't
sure what it was about the ad that you liked so much... was it the
model's flawless complexion and hairdo? Was it the gorgeous foil milk
box that the bottle of shampoo rests in?  Maybe so. More than likely
you were entranced by the ad because your SINI-SENSES were tingling
and you knew that someone from this list must have designed the ad!
Well, rest assured, you were right! It was my piece of design work I
was most proud of until...
KATRINA HOUSE mentioned that I worked with STUART MURDOCH on the new
footie shirt design!!!! *chuffed*

In closing, I'd like to say that sometime soon, Adrian would like to
have a SINISTER GO-KART RACE!!!!! Anyone interested? Southern
Californians stay tuned for more details as they develop(and feel
free to make suggestions!)

Shout-outs to STINE, GRAINNE, JIM PURPLE TROUSERS, BUS STOPPER SARA,
JOSE, MICHAEL VANCE and ALL THE RACHELS! Until next time...

love,
Rachel fruitloop-Apps







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