Sinister: Ode Dear

[Lucy Alder]

Stuart Murdoch

We can withstand the arms of sex
And shirt stretched tight on rounded pecs.
What sends us ladies in a trance
Is catching sight of silver pants.

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Sarah Martin

Of all the places to lay one’s head -
Chaise longue, four poster, futon, bed -
The one where I’d like most to rest
Is Sarah’s well-upholstered breast.

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Stevie Jackson

A country lad is Stevie J,
He tramps through fields of corn all day,
He splashes in streams and climbs hayricks
And his songs sound like the Mavericks.

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Chris Geddes

Demon fingers, all a-blur,
Make the hammond organ whir.
What metier is more carefree
Than all day tickling ivory?

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Richard Colburn

Mr Colburn’s drumming face
Makes him look like a mental case.
I’d rather walk across Death Valley
Than meet him down a darkened alley.

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Mick Cooke

When the final trump is sounding
And our world comes to an end,
God’s musician must be astounding
To outshine our brassy friend.

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Bob Kildea

“What this band needs,” said Stu one day,
“Is a gen-u-ine hearthrob.”
“I know this chap who’s new in town,”
Said Mick, “and his name’s Bob.”


Juicy Lucy


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