Sinister: ..i'm still finding the crumbs..

[robin stout]

It's Pancake Day!! Hurrah!! I've just eaten FOUR pancakes!!!! I had noodles 
with pancakes, cheese with pancakes, lemon with pancakes and honey with 
pancakes. Mmmmm!

'Scuse me a moment while I calm down.. I appear to have gone pancake crazy..

Ever a supporter of the provincial railways I tootled off to Brighton
for the weekend, where, among other things, I;
listened to the gentle music of Ken's sperms;
discussed the merits of fisting with Cassarotto;
didn't win a Thunderbird on the grabbing machine in the arcade;
was a little disappointed that the pier wasn't burnt down very much then 
felt guilty for thinking it;
overheard a girl on the bus who's friend had snogged someone who looked like 
they'd "been hit in the face with a saucepan";
had constant dilemmas over whether I should call Archel "Rachel",
or call Rachel "Archel", usually settling for "Oi, you with the biscuits";
ATE A PANCAKE;
avoided the PORK AND CHIPS like they were scurvy;
sang like Johnny Cash;
avoided mentioning the WAR (shh!);
listened to the melodious Pipes of Brennan;
nibbled some biscuits, wore a cardigan and was, all in all, a bit
freaky.

Oh and lots more. I think the only thing that could top a Brighton
picnic would be a Kidderminster-twinned-with-a-concentration-camp picnic. 
Imagine the sensation: For lo! The good people of Kidderminster did witness 
a cheese sandwich and they did marvel at its wonder!

I also said, more than once I think, something like: "It's good
to see people posting lots of good stuff to sinister these days." What
i didn't say was "with people like Lucy, the Pinefox, Anscombe and Llew
about it makes me look a bit crap." I thought it once or twice, but instead 
I said "pass the biscuits, you over there", or "put it away, Mark, not at 
the table" or some such.

I'm glad B+S are being produced by the chap who did Tatu. I like Tatu 
because they are LESBIANS and they SNOG EACH OTHER.

bye

robin x


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