Sinister: ask sinister

[laurel lemming]

dear sinister,

I've been drinking a good deal of tea lately. however,
I'm stuck with a huge box of Bigelow Earl Grey someone
left here, and I would rather be having PG Tips. the
outlook is obviously quite dim, as I am a college
student with no pocket money. what do I do?

signed,
lem


dear sinister,

I think what that girl ought to do is stop drinking so
much tea and instead find someone who will give her
the chords for "The Model," and also for the break in
"Women's Realm," as they aren't listed at the Jeepster
site and she hasn't got a piano nearby. and she should
stop playing "she's losing it" at all hours of the day
and night.

signed,
someone else


dear sinister,

this has gone far enough. someone please just send her
the chords and a big box of PG Tips already.

signed,
someone else entirely

--
love,
lem ;]

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