Sinister: Who said money isn't everything?

[Matt Campbell]

How y'all doin, sinister?

I've just fallen foul to one of the most annoying
things in the history of mankind; the discovery of a
hole in my trouser pocket. 
£13.50 is probably in the possession of some
annoyingly lucky person after it decided to sneak out
of my pockets.
It kind of got me thinking and I estimated that was
probably the third or fourth time that I have lost a
considerable amount of money THIS YEAR.
Twice was when I was drunk so we can sort of disregard
those occasions, but twice in just over four months is
bordering on a piss-take!
What really hurts though is that I can only remember
finding one ten pound note in my entire life.
Now i'm no statistician but that certainly puts me in
the wrong end of the whole money losing/finding ratio.
Which means by the law of averages, there must be
people out there who find much more money than they
lose.
If you are one of these people then I want you to know
that at this moment I hate you. :)
When will clothes companies start lining pockets with
steel plate? Is it really too much to ask?
If anyone is looking for any summer work you might
want to follow me around. Its very rewarding and the
only requirements are that you are able to bend down
and lift numerous notes and coins.
Ta-ra,
Matt
xx

P.S. My favourite Pixies album is Surfer Rosa. I hope
that doesn't make me gay! 



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