Sinister: spam spam spam spam

[hannah brown]

Arn't you just sick of it?

Lately i have been getting really odd spam from people claiming that they 
are the prince of Africa and ,for reasons i never both to read, they need to 
rest 30,000 squid in a forign account and therefore could they please have 
my FULL ACCOUNT DETAILS. Yeh, sure mate, why don't you borrow my house keys 
and my weekly F***in earnings as well.

I Did a REALLY stupid thing about three weeks ago. I got a "happy text" 
saying i had won 750 pounds. I thought, " cool, i need some money, and they 
wouldn't lie would they?", so i rang the number, then the other number, used 
up 8 pound in credit, sent off the letter with my SPECIAL CODE to freaking 
Denmark then realised the error of my ways on the way back from the post 
box. Three weeks have passed and there is no sign of my "special 750 pound 
prize". Should i be surprised......................

Ken mentioned Fanny Pack, a horribly named fash band with a song title 
called "camel toe". I read an article that a camel toe is a reference to a 
lady who wears rather tight jeans or leggings and creates the look of a 
camel toe around her personal area, thus explaining the reference to "lips"- 
if you catch my drift.

Talking of bands, one of my college bands called The Ludes are getting quite 
stupidly famous. They are going to be signed to EMI and have done some 
sessions on radio 1, how odd. They are very flipping good though. They used 
to play in our student bar and do general rock n roll things like having 
many attractive (although unintelligent) girlfriends and shouting alot. They 
are doing a tour soon, go and see them.

I am reading The Wasp Factory at the moment and although it is interesting 
it is depressing me and i feel once i have read it i will want something a 
little lighter on the eye, so if anyone has any book reccomendations please 
let me know. You all helped me a while ago and some of the things you 
recommended were very good.

right i'm off, going back to the spam thing, visit spam.com, your know, the 
meat product version, well you will not believe how many novelty spam items 
you can buy. pens, earings, suits, ties, notebooks, socks.................

hannahb

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