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[Dean Gillon]

Ayup

As they say up north.  Well today's the days the teddy
bears go into town and queue up to exchange their jars
of honey for the new album.  I think the going rate is
about a jar and a half, except in HMV where it's
always a bit more expensive.  To be fair though, bears
would have problems operating a cd player - lack of an
opposable thumb and all that.

I've got mine anyway - popped into town at lunch for
bread and leeks for my soup tonight needs, DCW and
series two of The Pheonix for my entertainment needs,
and a ham sarnie for my dinner oriented needs. Lovely
jubbly.

I'm a big fan of Max and Paddy in the Pheonix.  Make
me piss they do - best bit was in series one when Max
programmed his car alarm to say "get back ya bastard -
I'll break your legs!"  on a loop.  Comedy genius.

I think someone mentioned it before too, but how good
was Derren Brown and his russian roulette "thingy"
last night?  (Sorry non-UK residents).  I thought he'd
completely lost it when he was sat staring into space
for about 3 minutes.  Edge of your seat stuff rarely
seen on the box nowadays.  He's a clever fucker and no
mistake.  How does he do it please?

Um, nothing much to say - I was just a bit excited cos
my nice shiny new CD is sat next to me and I thought
of you dear Sinister.  Capital S too if you noticed. 
I've not heard any of the songs at all I don't think -
my internet connection is pitiful and I can never be
arsed downloading music.

I'll leave you with a rubbish joke.

Q.  What's a shitsu?

A.  A zoo with no animals. 

Oh dear.  See ya later fornicators.

Dean

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