Sinister: The Death of KNOW YOR HIPSTERS!

[Jay Eckard]

So Sinister:
  Did you ever have the carpet pulled out from under you?
  I had this lovely post all about KNOW YOUR HIPSTERS about the evolution of 
Emo Kids to full blown Hipsters, but then I saw this hysterical wee book 
called The Hipster Handbook.
  Eff da!
  I hate it when my thunder is stolen.

  In other Lil Emo Kid News, there has been more Stalkage. Turns out his 
name is Brian. He is an undergraduate at Duke University. He is half 
Japanese. He used to work at my radio station and my friend the ever Poppy 
Alicia is aware of him.
  I learned this at a local Label (Pox World Empire) Expo show. Oh, it was 
gand! Hipster as far as the eye could see! I got a free CD AND a free 
tshirt. Not to mention the fine music.

  I've been busy for a poor boy. Cheesybun Eric was here for over a week! We 
had fun! We went to shows and parties and rented films! I made him into 
quite a little Chapel Hill Scenster for a bit. It was generally quite swell.

  In other musical news: NEW CAMERA OBSCURA! Or so I hear. I have to wait 
til January. Unless someone sneds me a copy to play on the radio. People.  
Amusingly, the US distribution folk, Merge Records -- home of the beloved 
Essex Green and Matt Suggs and the Rosebuds and Magnetic Fields and did I 
say the Essex Green? -- is based right here in Durham. For her birthday, I 
gave their Publicist and new-born CO fan a copy of Biggest Bluest Hi Fi. 
Needless to say she adored it.
  NEW BELLE AND SEBASTIAN. Why at this very moment I am listening to a promo 
copy. It's as swell as a Swell Thing Can Be. It hasn't played Roy Walker 
yet, but I hope Stu was sober enough to get it right in the studios. As 
opposed to Brooklyn. Wee drink after, my ass. Befo' yo!
  I have mentioned the Essex Green. Their new album is The Long Goodbye. I 
recommend it to you all. Even if I missed some of their recent show to buy 
Condoms (a first for me). And no, smutty minded folk like Ian, not for me as 
in for my use. Heavens no: my virtue would never allow it. They were for a 
perfectly lovely straight girl. Discuss that, yo.
  (I may be forming a New Pop Sensation with this girl. Would you buy our 
album? We're pretty and poppy and are sure to make good music!)
  Speaking of shows: new US B&S tour dates! In Durham! Yo! What are we 
collectively doing for that? Party at mine for the MidAtlanticOnTheLand 
Crew? We need to get this together...

Anyway:

I leave you with the words of Bis: The boy the boy the boy the boy the boy 
THE BOY!*

GayJay

(You can skip this, as it specific shout outs. I feel it's okay. I had 
actual content for once.)

PS: Dirty Vicar, I have no idea which Burt Bacharach song concluded the 
Brooklyn gig, alas. I throw it open to our collective knowledge.

PPS: Marianna when will you be in Texas?

PPPS: Ian, my nigh-total lack of knowledge sexual toys means I can make no 
response at all to your butt plugs jokes. I mean, yes I sometimes wish I was 
a girl so as to have a Hello Kitty Vibe as is all the rage here, but really 
My Left Hand has always served.

PPPPS: Speaking of vibes: Where are Llew and Hele... Oh. Never mind. No 
wonder they've both been so quiet lately.

PPPPPS: Yeah. Probably why we haven't heard from Markelby either.

*I know what boy this is about. He wears glasses!



--
"The Posby falls into a Trance
In which it does a little Dance."
                     Edward Gorey

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