Sinister: 17th APRIL

[ian]

of course, it was a deliberate trick to see if you were paying
attention.

please change the word MARCH wherever it appeared in my previous mail
to the word APRIL.  the whole thing will make a great deal more sense
if read under such instruction.

christ, i knew sniffing that shake'n'vac was a bad idea.

when your carpet smells fresh
your room does too
every time you vacuum
remember what to do..

xx
ian

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "ian" <hobart at xxx.uk>
To: <sinister at missprint.org>
Sent: Monday, April 05, 2004 10:54 PM
Subject: Sinister: things YOU should do on 17th march...


> look, i know reading long e-mails is a bind, and you're a busy
person.
> so i'll summarise
>
> 1. PICNIC 17TH MARCH.  LONDON.  2PM QUITE POSSIBLY IN GREEN PARK
> 2. TIGERMILKING 17TH MARCH.  LONDON.  UNLIKELY TO BE IN GREEN PARK.
> 3. BRIGHTON PICNIC 2ND MARCH. BRIGHTON.  NOWHERE NEAR GREEN PARK.
>
> ONE OR MORE OF THE ABOVE EVENTS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
> PLEASE COME TO THE OTHERS.

+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
        +---+  Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list  +---+
     To send to the list mail sinister at missprint.org. To unsubscribe
     send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
     majordomo at missprint.org.  WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister
 +-+       "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper           +-+
 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+
 +-+    "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000     +-+
 +-+  "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000  +-+
 +-+  "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001   +-+
 +-+               Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa                 +-+
 +-+               Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut!                +-+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+