Sinister: Snookering other people (Neil Robertson on TV! Plus more!)

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello 45 yr olds!

How's life on the slow lane?  Hope the zimmer frames are rusty as usual!


MUSIC'S INFILTRATION OF SNOOKER

Being old men, I'm sure you guys have all been watching the prestigious 
snooker "Daily record Players Championship" that is on SkySports 3?  Or even 
LIVE at the SECCCCCC in Glasgow?

STEVE DAVIS played today, you know, haha the old nugget.  Did you know who 
he played???  The up and coming snooker talent.... you've guessed it... it 
was...

NEIL ROBERTSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow!  He was unlucky to have lost out 5-3 today.  And he didn't even swear!! 
  Amazing.


You think that's great?!?  Wait til you hear tomorrow's match!!

It's.............

DAVID GRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

versus

IAN McCOLLOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhaha holy crap!  I'm rooting for David Gray I think.  Babylonnn 
<insert annoying riff here> Babylonnnn <iarh>.  urg.

Check this site to keep track of the scores of this exciting tournament!
http://worldsnooker.com/snooker_media_centre/players04/stats.asp


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BRIGHTON PICNIC

At this rate, this Brighton picnic is gonna be the most reported back picnic 
ever!  Percentage-wise at least.  It was so much fun - haha there was even 
two girls LEZZING UP action in the toilet on the train down (although 
probably that's not a first for sinister picnics, mind, hahaha).  Plus there 
was the aforementioned RECREATION OF THE FA CUP SEMI-FINAL AND PREDICTION OF 
THE FA CUP FINAL RESULTS through the medium of AIR HOCKEY!

The results table was a bit like this

Semi Final
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MAN UTD  5  (chu 12,15,16,68,79)
ARSENAL  7  (fadden 11, 24,37,69 chu o.g. 52,57, 59)

MILLWALL      5   (santabarbara  12,15,27,36,69)
SUNDERLAND  3  (playforth 34,  67, 89)


Final
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MILLWALL    5  (santabarbara  24,35,46,57,78)
ARSENAL      4  (fadden   12,27,38,59)

Winner: Millwall


Those who've missed it I hope you can understand what you've missed out!!!

This picnic also might win for the VARIETY of drinks consumed, yeah lager 
bitter guinness baileys tequila whiskey and pimms had all been consumed!!

After the picnic some of the WIMPY ONES went to sleep early, in either 
London or Brighton.  Whereas the HARD CORE ones went back to London for 
DANCING, and the REALLY HARD CORE ones caught the LAST TRAIN just in time 
back to London for DANCING after stupid amounts of Tequila.  Yeah that was 
me I rock!!!

Ken

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