Sinister: Cockney Dalek

[robin stout]

You know, I listened to the live version of Stay Loose again, and it really 
is extraordinary. Stuart begins by trying to sing like on the record, but 
sounds more like a malfunctioning cockney dalek, so slowly over the course 
of the song he just seems to give up and starts singing normally. Honestly, 
though, the beginning was quite terrifying. I was about to bar the windows 
and look up Dr Who in the Yellow Pages before I realised what was going on.

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In the work canteen just now, I strangely had the feeling that I was back at 
school, except all the kids were dressed up in very authentic adult 
costumes. Which is true in a way, I suppose. You never really stop to think 
about it, though, unless you're queueing for a Chicken Tikka sandwich. Gosh 
it was tasty! mmmmmmmmm!

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I share an office with a very strange man. I might have told you about him 
before. He's an odd-un alright. For the last 10 minutes he's been sitting at 
his desk sort of staring and NOT MOVING. Not even to breathe or scratch his 
willy. I am worried he might have broken, or worse, DIED!! Heavens!! If I 
had a big stick I would poke him*, but we're not allowed big sticks. Damn 
the modern office environment and your fascist Health and Safety 
regulations!!

Robin xxxx

* THIS IS NOT SMUT

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