Sinister: (My girder's got) cyclic stress fatigue

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

Hey all,

How have you been?  I hope none of you have been beaten up lately.

I - through the greatest fortunes - haven't been beaten up either recently,
it was astonishing.  Considering that my flatmate has been away for two days
and I had been pumping up old-skool and nu-sk001 Belle & Sebastian to 11,
and singing along at volume 12.

Doing housework has never been so much fun - you try it yourself - chopping
onions singing along to Stay Loose, slicing a chicken into equal halves
whilst singing along aloud to "I'm a cuckoo", haberdashing to "Lazy Line
Painter Jane", vacuuming the floor whilst muttering "I dreamt I 'ad 'a go'a
marrrrs", ironing your clothes whilst singing "(My girl's got) miraculous
technique".  It was fucking ace.

I bet my neighbours fucking hate it though.  The last time I heard music
through their walls was some kind of JAZZ music, accompanied by their
shagging noises.  That's exactly what I needed, some jazz fucking.

HAHA, but now my revenge comes, yeah!  INDIE POP HOUSEWIFING MUSIC, TAKE
THAT YOU BIATCHES!  Haha and I have also a surprise for them too since I
have my VOCODER working - MECHANICAL BELLE AND ROBOT SEBASTIAN HERE I COME.

Wait.. Haha I guess Robin Stout didn't realise it was me when I called him
through my vocoder the other day.  (Sorry Robin)

>Then, just the other day, I was phoned up at work by a ROBOT WOMAN, who
> refused to have a chat and instead told me, in the tone of voice she 
> usually reserves for evaporating puny humans, that the time has 
> changed - to 7 o'clock. So that's 7 o'clock then, kids. Oh yes.


So, the next couple of weeks should be tres fun - since I'm going to be
seeing SIMON AND SEBASTIAN AND BELLE AND GARFUNKEL!!!!!!  All in the same
week.  And of course The Shins, and, *gasp*, The Everly Brothers are
supporting!

Hope to see some of you guys on the Saturday.  Someone should TAKE CONTROL
of a meetup.  Like, howsabout meeting up at Green Park or something?  It's
almost walkable to Somerset House from there.

Ken


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