Sinister: S*P*U*D*

[robin stout]

James said:

<< The thing is, I’ve only been to Scotland once in my life, to visit 
schools, and so the
only people in Glasgow that I’ve met are a beautiful admissions rep at
the University and Stuart from the Belles. >>

Everyone who lives in Glasgow is beautiful, James. It's a well known 
phenomenon.

Kenneth said:

<< I'm so hungry just now can you tell?  Speaking of feeding hunger, how are
Robin Stout's SPUDS doing?!!??!?!?!!??!  Who won the sweepstakes? >>

Um, to be honest, I don't know. The competition had to be abandoned due to 
poor refereeing, as I accidentally dug up all of the spuds and put them in a 
bucket without thinking of checking to see which one was the biggest. I 
know. I'm sorry. Imagine the horror when I found out. THE HORROR!!

My mum told me to dig up every last spud, even the tiny ones, but I never 
did. Apparently, leaving them in the ground through the winter makes them go 
funny. She always told me to wear an anorak on days like today, too, but i 
never listen. Instead I just sat in the kitchen, looking at the freshly dug 
soil and thinking of all those wonderful treats I could cook up with my 
spuds, and thinking what a clever fellow I'd been. I should have known 
better. This summer, the garden has been overtaken by mutant zombie potato 
plants, which have risen from the dead. And it's raining outside and I've 
only got a cardigan to wear...

I shall do my best to fight against racism on Saturday, although it is 
possible I shall simply get lost. I shall hopefully see Mark on SUNDAY, 
though, but I'm afraid I won't be able to make it to the pub. Why is no one 
going on Sunday, that's what I want to know. You losers.

Robin

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