Sinister: TEA CUP OF DOOM

[robin stout]

Hullo:

I made a cup of tea the other day, and accidentally spooned a heap of salt 
into it instead of sugar. Now I can't let my lips touch a cup of the 
life-giving liquid without the memory of the horrible taste running up my 
tongue and flapping in my brain like a pigeon up a chimney. It's horrible. I 
really don't know what to do. Possibly I shall die of thirst.

Does anyone know what happened to Rhoda in the end? Struan made a 
competition a while ago for us, the general biscuit nibbling, elbow-patch 
wearing public to record our own versions, saying the winner would be 
released as a b-side to a single. Was this just a lie? If not, did Ken win? 
If not, why not? EH? Whose legs are these?

I'm rather tempted to send him a recording of me playing Rhoda on my slide 
trombone. He would love that. I could do some fancy slides to liven it up a 
bit when it gets boring, like that verse about cornflakes. Slides on my 
trombone, I mean, not on a slide projector, although that would liven it up 
too, especially if they were slides of people's bottoms. I could also do 
funny noises on my trombone that sound like people blowing off. To accompany 
the slides of people's bottoms, perhaps? That would make it loads more fun. 
I reckon Struan would love it.

Robin xxx

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