Sinister: Oh Lord, Anthony

[kenneth.chu at xxx.uk]

Eeet For'y Eeeet, am.  Stuart and Chris are talking about football in the
living room.

Stuart "I still cannae believe Celtic got knocked oot of the Champions
League qualifiers!"
Chris "Och aye, Gordon Strachen is a dobber!  Ruining my dear Celtic y'knoo"
Stuart "Yeah, from the dizzy heights to winning the SPL to losing to some
team from Bratislava!"
Chris "aye, to a team called 'Artmedia' as well, bunch of fucking design
students or something"
Stuart "aye!  I think I studied that at Stow.. They were good at putting out
vinyls for us but those pansies can't play football fer shite!"
Chris "haha, but I heard they just made a record signing!"
Stuart "haha, good one!"
Chris "huh?"
Stuart "nice pun"
Chris "what pun?"
Stuart "och never mind.  Speaking of pansies, I bet Stevie is probably gay!
I never hear him talk about football or anything"
Chris "haw!  Ye think he fancies you?"
Stuart "och I dinnae wanna think about that man!"
Chris "Well who do you fancy?"
Stuart "Och I like that Isobel lass, if Peacock can pull Sarah I think I
might stand a chance"
Chris "..."


Meanwhile in the kitchen, Belfast Bob is cleaning the bin as Peacock Johnson
walked in

Bob "Standing in the kitchen cleaning the bin"
Bob "Singing to myself The State I am in"
Bob "It's pretty good exercise I'm getting thin"
Bob "my long hair will be on fire if it's dipped in paraffin"
Peacock "Oi what's this shite you're rhyming?  It's fucking crap"
Bob "Peacock Johnson dissin my rhyme"
Bob "I'd talk back but I just don't have the time"
Peacock "Och shut da fuck up!  I'm off for a poo, if I hear your terrible
rapping and it disrupts my flow I'm gonna throw poo water over everyone"


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Eleven fiftee eeet, am.  Isobel has just finished applying her make-up in
the bedroom and is now talking to Richard.
Isobel "check out my fairy wings, they're fake and costed me £5!"
Richard "oooh they're so twee! and stick out so much when when you're lying
down"
Isobel "hehe aye, wanna have a feel?"
*Isobel exposes her fairy wings
Richard "Ooooh they feel good"
Isobel "they make me look pretty by design"
Richard "cor yeah they are nice honey"


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One twanty sax, pm.  Mick and Stevie were at the pool table.
Stevie "Stuart I can get on with reasonably well"
Mick "I like him more now, but I still think he's behaved very badly. You
can't get more than five or eight bars out of him, if you know what I mean."

Mick "That Isobel is a very strange girl"
Stevie "I get on with her quite well as well, actually"
*Mick takes a shot and missed
Stevie "There was this one time I was playing pool with some sound engineer,
and during this one break I didn't have a shot on at all, so I kept telling
him I was going to make this plant.  He kept saying I wouldn't get it in"
Mick "right aye?"
Stevie "and so I went to take the shot, and it didn't go in at all"
Mick "oh yeah?"
Stevie "..."
Mick "...?"
*Stevie takes a shot


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