Sinister: don't leave the light on, baby

[elle]

So hello again. Thought I'd keep the list going and
achieve my New Year Resolution 2003 by
mailing once again. Don't really have any content, so
hit that delete button NOW!

I went Speed Dating on Wednesday. It was fun. But for
all the wrong reasons. I went with
three friends. We laughed at boring boys. I asked one
what he did when he wasn't working
and he looked really shocked and told me 'Engineering
is my life'. I didn't tick him as
a date. Or even a friend. How scary. One guy told me
he liked travelling. He cited London
as an example of the type of place he enjoyed
'travelling' to. That is ok if you're a
Sinisterette living in a place far, far away from
London town. I live in Woking. It's a
20 minute train journey to the big village. He didn't
like me laughing in his face. I 
am a horrible person.

All in all 10 guys (out of 20) ticked me. I feel
slightly sad about that as it suggests I'm
attracting the wrong type. I only liked one, and he
was about 12. He understood when I said
I'd named my cats Ben and Sebastian. He played in the
football match after the London gig
a few years ago (when was it again?) He had a ticket
to see The Killers tonight but wouldn't
poison his mate so I could go as well. He was a nice
person. I hope to see him here soonish.
BabyPaul: the sooner you get in the nursery the sooner
you get out.

I got  Valentine's Card on Tuesday (a day late but who
cares). It's the first time I've had
one for years. I got really excited. All wobbly tummy
and everything. I hoped it was this
boy I've been lusting after. I kept the wobbly
feelings for three days and then another
'friend' admitted he'd sent a load of 'comedy
Valentine Cards'. I could have killed him but 
didn't as blood is difficult to get out of
particularly lovely suede boots. I just got a bit
sad.

I went out with afore mentioned lovely boy tonight. I
sort of knew it was a 'friends' going
out, but I'm now gutted that I'm home alone. I hinted
as much as I could that I didn't
want the evening to end and shouldn't we go back to
his for coffee. He didn't bite. I was
pretty sure he didn't fancy me. Now I know.I should be
pleased that it sorts everything out
but I'm gutted. poo poo poo. I'm going to go and
answer LOADS of questions on okcupid.com now. That'll
find me someone.

Been listening to Nick Cave's 'THe lyre of Orpheus'.
Fab.

Someone wanted a depressing but great book to read:
try 'A fine balance'. Outstanding. Moving.
Breathtaking. Read it.

L
x


	
	
		
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