Sinister: Tennis: too much love

[kenneth.chu at xxx.uk]

Hellol!!

That was me saying hello and also laughing out loud at the same time.

Last night I fell asleep with the TV on, and in my dream I was The
Undertaker from the WWF and I was using this crazy special move on this
Mexican guy, the move involved me putting this dude in a headlock, whilst
breathing toxic gas out of my mouth that slowly debilitates him.  All the
while I was bending his neck backwards and slowly breaking it!  That was
crazy.  I woke up just around when it got too gory, and I realised the TV
was on and true enough "WWE: No Way Out" was on, with the Mexican guy on it,
and also they were talking about The Undertaker.

So there you go.  Tonight I'm putting on some steamy hot sex video on TV
before bed.

How is the weather for you guys?  Last Thursday lunchtime, I stepped out of
the office, and thought it was going to snow.  The sky was grey and the
temperature was just around freezing, I didn't have a thermometer with me
but I could tell it was just at the freezing point, there's this particular
chill that feels exactly 0C/32F.

Apparently tonight in the UK it's going to start snowing properly because
some cold wind will be blowing from mainland Europe, and David Husselhoff
isn't going to be touring this week to warm up the icy air with some of his
Hoff Heat.  So I hope you guys are all wearing your warmest coats, I don't
want you to catch a cold.

Talking of cold, so who here has gone to see Belle and Sebastian and co. for
the charity gig in Glasgow?  I look forward to some REPORTING BACK.  I'm
looking forward particularly to reports of Texas, who said in one interview
that they were going to be really showing off at the show, because that's
what happens when musicians meet musicians, and I like it when bands are
showing off.  Last time the Red Bull Dozers played was two Christmases ago
in Glasgow, it was against 8 other bands, I think we managed to hit the
highest note (please note that this was very literally the Highest Note,
rather than the possibly more desirable highest metaphorical, atmospheric,
note) of the evening, so that's showing off in one sense, maybe.

Anyway, I like writing you guys on Monday mornings, it's an otherwise lonely
time.  Maybe I'll write you guys again next Monday, but then you know of
course there's no guarantee.

For those who care about minute details of other people's lives: I just went
downstairs to get some breakfast.  I was 5 minutes late for the McDonald's
breakfast cut-off time, but they still let me have a Double Sausage And Egg
McMuffin Meal, except they had run out of hash browns so I had to have fries
instead.  So the trip was bitter-sweet.

Fifteen Love,	
Ken


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