Sinister: To My Dog On Wheels

[Gayle E. Anderson]

Sinister: To My Dog On Wheels.

Sinister.

28/05/1999.

The intention was to write this post, and post it, on the 28th May 2006, for
that was an anniversary. But things never go quite as planned, so here it
is, not that far away from two months late.

Now I'm feeling flat you seem a mile away.

It would seem there is a picnic approaching. A picnic! Its been suggested in 
order so afford a trip to said picnic that I eat less and the sinisters (are 
they still sinisters?) will feed me lots of beer when I get there. Alas! No 
amount of not eating will get me to the picnic. Maybe, one day, there will 
be another Scottish picnic. Maybe there already has been.

I'm so tired that down on the pavement I lay.

There is a mighty bruise on the back of my right hand. I like that it is 
perfectly square. Right angles and everything. No joke. I sort of like that 
its 3 knuckles wide and 2 knuckles deep(and starts half way down the back of 
my hand), because people might think I'm hard. Grr Arrrg. I don't like that 
one of my fingers keeps wiggling of its own accord. Thats just weird.

Til the blossoms of the trees come falling on me.

Apparantly there are websites out there where people who go 'dogging' can 
upload pictures. There is an age limit though.

Fall on me.

So this week I have been eating thousand island, lettuce and humous 
sandwiches.
It costs about £5 and lasts a week. Bargain! Hovis best of both bread(no 
bits!!!), tesco healthy living omega 3 spread, tesco cheapass thousand 
island sauce, tesco strong lettuce and tesco mediterranean styleee humous.
Proir to this I mainly enjoyed toasted sandwiches with tesco seafood spread 
or coronation chicken.
Sometimes I treat myself to a tesco greek salad with feta cheese and olives. 
Or have some soup. I like carrot and coriander. Or good old Heinz Tomato. 
Can't go wrong with that, Heinz Tomato with some buttered rolls. Mmmm.
I do not think that 'Helmans' mayonnaise is needed to make a good sandwich. 
Not that its not good, it is! I have never met anyone who calls it 'Helmans' 
either. 'Helmans mayo' maybe, you know just to make sure they don't end up 
with the cheap stuff.
Some people don't like the cheap stuff.
I don't mind.

This has been a dreadful post.

x

'What if....'

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