Sinister: Is it wicked, Not-ting-ham?

[kenneth.chu at xxx.uk]

The Hottodir said:
>Greetings from Nottingham.  We don't have picnics here, or
>bowling, or B&S gigs; for that matter.  We do have gun crime 
>though, and more bars and restaurants than any other city 
>centre in Europe, apparently. 

I used to live in Nottingham, and there is definitely bowling - 
in fact, the Nottingham AMF is, or at least used to be one of the 
most well-maintained bowling alleys in the country.  It even has 
a bowling shop inside, and in it there was a guy called Mario 
who had a crazy gadget that measures your fingers if you ever 
want to get him to put snug-fitting holes in your balls, with his 
massive tool.  

However it was a bit of a bowling alley for bowling people, unlike 
our local bowl for local people here in Finsbury Park - I went 
with my flatmate last Sunday and there was a KIDS' DISCO PARTY.  

It was amazing, KIDS everywhere, "This is the kind of moment 
when you wish you were a paedophile", somebody said.

The Disco was FUCKING GREAT, there was Cha Cha Slide: kids can 
be very obedient as long as you give them instructions in the 
form of a crap tune.

Then it was the FAST FOOD SONG.  Let's eat to the beat! A Pizza 
Hut a Pizza Hut Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.

If only they played the coming across chris song also though.

Speaking of songs:


David Giordanella said
>pineforest crunch are from sweden, so many fab groups from 
>there i've noticed...

I kept reading it as the "Pinefox Crunch" and I'm not sure if 
I (want to) know what on Earth one of those would be.

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Ken
P.S.: Hi Christiaan!  I can't believe you said you were doing 
it but you didn't actually do it... Annie is a girl...  I like 
girls... I want them to like me but they don't... Maybe on 
Valentine's Day they will though... I'll give them a nice V.D. 
surprise lol... reply to me....  


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