Sinister: Dear Sinister

[Laurel Girvan]

Just as a public service announcement I'd like to clarify that I am not
Laurel Violet and I haven't even listened to the new album by
whatstheirfaces or frankly anything they've done since FISHYCLAP, which was
all right, I thought, as far as it went.

I did get to see some youngsters who looked strangely familiar play their
instruments and hop around in an overly crowded ampitheatre last year and
felt actual feelings on a level I hadn't expected to, since having my heart
removed and replaced with gears and levers some years ago has rendered me
mostly impervious to human emotion. You never know, I guess.

A close approximation of warmth and friendliness to you all, or at least
the external manifestations of it,
Laurel
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