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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>this winter weather really does a number on my
skin, all dry outside and stale air and heating inside. the clinique
skin-calming moisture mask is the only thing that saves me from being all red
and chapped. a pleasant thought, i know, but it is necessary if i am to be
appearing the the new belle and sebastian video (ha, that'll teach you to send
open invitations...). i have in mind a rollergirl styled character, lots of
bright glimmery eye shadow and hot pants and rollerskates. i could also tow a
dog on wheels. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>i'd like to apologize for the hullabaloo that was caused by my
ahren scandal. i really had no idea that it would prompt so many responses and
get listies biting rabidly. and thanks to those of you who mailed me your
opinions privately, preserving the non-confrontational tone of the
list.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>i'm thrilled by this recent influx of jokes appearing on the
list: my personal favourite is Q: What colour is a hiccup? A: Burple. cute, a
little filthy, and memorable. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>has anything been said about the new ep, as to whether or not
matador will be releasing it simultaneously in canada? i'm sure it's been said
before, and if it has you don't have to answer me as i'm sure i'll find
it.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>and now (da-dummmmm!), for your viewing pleasure, i will write
you all a poem.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>be kind to the moose</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>for his morals are loose</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>he is likely to kill on a whim</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>if you're cruel to your cat</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>or say "i'll eat my hat"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>these things rouse the murderer in him</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>if you jump on your bed</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>he'll chew off your head</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>(polished off with a side dish of fries)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>he'll do just the same</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>to any young dame</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>who's as bold as to tell him a lie</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>an so, my dear friend</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>be ye strong, do not bend</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>when they say "he's a harmless
creature"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>for you and i know</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>his deceit will not show</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>until in his supper you feature.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>i am now going to make some sort of indian brown rice curry
thing. i've been craving curry lately in the worst way...i've also been having
dreams about kentucky fried chicken, but that's neither here nor there. although
if you can tell me what they mean, i'll write a poem about you.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>oodles of poodles,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>jessicaxo </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>