This one goes out to all my sinister ho's

triumphant loser pondered
> I was just wondering what is the deal with all these B&S related dreams that
> people relate? I'm not coming down on anyone, or trying to start some sort
> of argument....i am just curious. It all seems that the whole thing kind of
> trite ( you know like love at first sight)

Well, ducky, the thing you have to understand is that we're all unsufferably
twee and must therefore have wussy dreams about chasing Struan about a Gala
bingo hall with a large Saveloy.  Madam.  
It may be trite, but hot damn it sure is fun.
  Nah.  When you're listening to a band an awfy lot (and hey, we're on the
equivalent of an addicts' support group here) they understandably start to 
colonise yr subconscious, like.  Which explains the Saveloy. 

funkyseb warbled charmingly about
> CHRIS GEDDES JACKET!!!!!!!

Hah!  Has anyone else seen our Seb in that advert on't telly?  I nearly choked
on my nice cuppa tea.  Can't remember what the ad was for, I was too busy
spluttering to my friends "I know that bloke who's sitting there being earnest 
at a psychiatrist!"  Can I take a moment to invent the sport of SebSpotting?
I think it's rather exciting the way we sinisterines are infiltrating the 
popular media these days. 
BTW, Seb, you were feeeenomenal, dolly.

FluffyDahling squawked
> But at least choking Bel on her headscarf would get rid of TWO things I find
> nigglingly annoying. Headscarfs belong to grannies! Grannies, FIGHT FOR YOUR
> HEADSCARFS before they become the exclusive property of stupid art students and
> bad "song"-writing girls.

OI!  CLARKE!  Don't diss art studes, man.  I might have to come round yer way
and kneecap you with an etching plate.  Hur hur hur.  And no, I have nothing
better to do, despite being at a poncy university where one supposedly has to
do shitloads of work.  I'm showing my latest masterpiece next week - it's an
excruciatingly boring film of a fluorescent light tube.  So there you go.

I DO NOT (ooh, I almost went a bit DICKIE there), however, wear any semblance of
a headscarf.  In my experience, it's really fucking boring physicists and that
who wear poor "exciting and novel" clothing to look like they have a clue.  No
offence to dear sweet cardigan-wearing physicists, of course. 

Re: the Isobel fracas:
  I think it's more the _concept_ of Bel (which she certainly doesn't dispel in
her appearance at gigs) as a school-uniformed (steady, lads) popette with a
tiger-pyjama fetish that pisses people off.  I'm sure (not being a close personal
friend, ho ho) she's a human being with all the necessary nice bits and bastardly 
bits, but the essence of her stage presence is to project a girlygirly image, and
that's what's being reacted to.  She's certainly the most visibly stylised
member of the band, and that's why Mick, for instance, doesn't get half the
attention she does.  He just stands to one side and plays with his instrument.
Matron.  Sharp suit, though.
  I don't find Isobel's music or musicality annoying at all, despite my headscarf
and capri-pant allergies.  She's a good 'cellist, which is always a bonus in my
liber, and I can deal with the breathy ickle girl vocals just fine, albeit with
a heavy dose of irony.  
  I do, however, find satire on the theme of Bel's eccentricities amusing, and
really rather resent the implication that it's improper to take the piss.  I
don't care if I don't know a pop star personally (in fact I'd rather not) if
I'm going to have a go at their foibles.    

Wearing badges on one's lapel in the authentic upside-down sinister way gets a 
bit disturbing sometimes.  People are always staring and trying to make out wot 
the hell my 3...6...9... badge says.  Unless they're just staring in rapt awe 
at my bosom. I just can't tell! *accompanied by Tommy Cooperesque gesture*
Mind you, at least people don't have enough of a clue to take the pish out of
that badge, like they always do with my "what do I know, I'm just a kid" one.

Isn't Christmas brilliant?  Because term ends at the beginning of December, we
get into the seasonal swing around this time of year, which is bizarro but
quite fun.  I'm caroling away like nobody's business already.

  Love,
    Liz :x
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