Greetings,

You know, I've been watching this whole election kerfuffle unfold on the list and can say that I'm a bit miffed as all any of you would have to do is ask me for the results of the election.  I have definitive proof of who the next president will be, and I have known for some time now.  

You see, any president must be married to a woman with whom I share a strange and coincidental feature.  Case in point:  My birthday is on October 26.  Hillary CLinton's birthday?  OCTOBER 26!  Similarly, my full name is Mary Elizabeth.  Tipper Gore's full name?  MARY ELIZABETH!  Freakish you say?  I agree.  So, unless Mrs. Bush is a cloaked catholic with the confirmation name of Ruth, it's Gore all the way as far as bizarre coincidence goes.

Anyway, I have nothing much else to say.   Kudos to Kado{s} for his comments on this fantabulous weather we're having in the good ol' south of ontario.  I especially like coolness after receiving a life-threatening sunburn on the otherwise pasty-white complexion the other day.  Now everyone thinks I'm perpetually blushing, which, I suppose, could come in handy.

Regardless, I give you my regards,
Marybeth

P.S>  did you know that a large group of butterflies that congregate at a damp spot is called a "puddle party"?  It's true, really, it is!



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