Et V!O!I!L!A!

  Here I am, back from the dungeon of lurkering (but soon to depart due to
university email account shutting its leaden doors of doom: kind of like Rodin's
Gates of Hell, but less of the wee de'ils an' tha') with a silly grin on me mush.

  For Lo, I have finished my Finals, and a mere two days after doing so have my
degree result.  2.1 baby yeah.  Cor.  And also very very excited about RAH and
picnicking in Oxford and by the Prince Albert (missus).  I read somewhere ages
ago that when they'd finished re-gilding Albert and had put a big old spotlight
on him, he was such a shining beacon that all the tramps came from miles around
to piss on him at the witching hour.  Crayzee, eh?  Don't get any ideas, kids:
he may be a German aristo, but he brought us the humble Christmas Twee.  And
a novelty piercing.  And probably a very special mutation of syphilis.

  Only heard Jonathan David on the radio the other day in a distracted state
(me, not the radio, although it is cheap Taiwanese crap) and thought it was 
rather nice, although a bit pear-shaped (hah, I should talk) in the middle.
Can things be pear-shaped in the middle?  Or are they reverse-hourglass-shaped?
Anyway, it'll probably grow on me in the manner of especially aggressive mould
when I storm the rekkid shops on Monday.  Curse you Americanos with your early
release advantages!
  
Crikey, is that the time?  I must start drinking immediately.  'Tis the opening
of my degree exhibition of me fan-bluddy-tastic art this evening, and it would
be churlish to attend without having got a few pints in first.  Tara a bit.

  Liz :x                                                    0776 5895141
     "It is better to be interested in the changing seasons
than to be hopelessly in love with Spring"
                                                         George Santayana
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