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Sinister: everyone hung up on underwear
by OLDSCHREC＠aol.com 17 Jan '99

17 Jan '99

I prefer bikini briefs over boxers. Underwear horror story: Years ago as a lad I was obsessed with the music of the Doors & Jim Morrison. I read a bio on Jim and found out he never wore underwear under his black leather jeans. I figured I'd give the itchy approach a try but I didn't prefer the too-hot-to-wear leather. My brief-new-style changed when I almost zipped up once a little too close and too fast. The moral of the story: Wear button fly or snaps or strings if you're gonna go Commando. Pete +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: listen johnny, you're like a mother, to the girl you've fallen f (err..?)
by deliriumeleven＠juno.com 17 Jan '99

17 Jan '99

oof. greetings my lovely woolen socks 8) erm.. so you would like to hear from me, hmm..? fine fine... let's see... i'm a fifteen year old attending high school (10th year) in massachusetts, us. the funny thing is, every one i've ever asked (as to whether they enjoyed the company of b + s' lovely music) has never even heard of them... pffffft. purchasing cd's is hard for me for various reasons:: une. i'm an unemployed bum deux. the only money i can get is what i bugger off of my parents trois. hermit-ism has become my new hobby. 8) <----a dashing smile, in case you hadn't caught on. 8) i'm not too keen on tea.. but only because it always seems to still have an INCREDIBLY strong resmemblance to um... water from the tap..? is it supposed to be like that? i add less water and it still tastes the same. oh, woe is me. damn my all my beverage related misfortunes, i say. (soda pop isn't too fond of me either.) but i do like this imported drink from quebec, fruite'.. tastes like a peach lollipop! mmm... hmm.. i must have come in during the middle of this storm of undie postings. ahh.. well..i'm not too picky of a girl... hehe, i rather fancy "days of the week" and confetti speckled undergarments in oh-so-comfy cotton.. none of that sticky satin or that naughty naughty itchy lace....ooo! ultimate irritation.... what about this wooly-panty business? akkkk... it's sooooo cold here (i know i shouldn't complain, my friends in canada have it 3 much worse, i'm sorry) it's been 4 degrees and snowing and icing for the past few days..... for phyiscal education, the teacher (of course, who is a machine and environmental factors have no affect on him what so ever) made us trek to the skating rink.... arggg...i could just leap on him and tear the remainder of his hair out..... my body felt as if it were freezing and being scalded at the same time... i was on the verge of screaming when i had to turn the doorknob... ...... ..odelia. i know you love one person, so why can't you love two? ..moz ......................................................................... .... http://www.geocities.com/paris/maison/1854/index.html d-i-c-h-r-o-i-c garden....dichroic..? yes.... ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Nice to meet you
by Michelle Akerman 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

Well john suggested that all us new kids introduce ourselves, so here goes: My name in Michelle, and as for what I "do" I'm a student at University of California at Davis (microbiology if anyone is interested). However lately I've been spending most of my time daydreaming about my yummy, yummy organic chemistry Teaching Assistant. Oooo that lab coat, those goggles, the latex gloves... I also work in an agricultural lab on campus where I spend my days grinding dirt and sifting through dried up corn and stuff. When nobody else is around, I usually bop around to some b&s and think naughty things about my teaching assistant, debating what he could have meant by squeezing my arm for 2 seconds instead of 1... So that's pretty much it for me, except I must say I'm thoroughly enjoying this list. -Michelle undies: nude bra with embroidered flowers on it, bikini briefs with purple flowers. book: Madame Bovary +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: maybe he's no romeo,but he's my lovin one man show
by Genevieve Wesley 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

Hello! Oh my you're all a-twitter today... I'm in a particulary good moood....for one i LOVE the snow,because snow equals cancelled school! but you know,i have been good,i'm actually using that time to study.O! If only I had the brain of Honey, or of a John Munroe.....the net force is equal to the mass times the acceleration...but then i get all befuddled. lots of crazy underwear talk, (yes,i agree p _ _ _ _ _ _ is a disgusting word)my grandma used to buy mine,these things that would go all the way up to my chin..but i couldn't complain,or.. "I had to wear a burlap sack,and a piece of string for underwear when I was your age" my favourite pair ever were my mickey mouse ones,how fun and cute i thought they were!but the boys on the bus would flip your skirt and make rude comments,and then they just seemed not fun anymore. That is so strange that Belle and Sebastian are up for the Brit Awards...I think they should go and go all out too! Well,Stuarts Murdoch and David can rip of their clothes wearing little y-fronts (That Sophisticated Mama Murdoch has knitted,hi Mrs.Murdoch! I must thank you on your extrodainry genes that gave wee stu such a fine..err what is the term.. gluteus maximus?and i just want you to know that if Stuart Murdoch and James Van Der Beek,aka Dawson ever got into a fight,i would so be on Stu's side to kick the shite out of Dawson,wheee!) and Stuart David can leap into the crowd and give everyone purple nurples and Stuart Murdoch can lick his finger and touch his belly button and make that 'sizzzzzzle' sound and cry out 'DAMN i'm hot!it's all good,from the front to the back,and I get down with my badself' and then collapse in a heap and have to be removed by a stretcher...or they could do a strange mordern art dance called 'Dancing Dog Who Lost His Wheels' no SINGING,no talking..just fluttery hand movements and high hicks,and then,everyone will be talking about it,and they'll be invited to all the cool parties,but because they're even COOLER they will refuse all contact with press and move into the Ice Hotel in Lapland. the lovely Oon wrote: >oh and i got to mention Genevieve too, for the precious >drawing of Stuart David. manly and hairy >in school uniform, ie. pleat skirt. what can i say? >this is, by all means, the meaning of the word >P R O V O C A T I V E itself. Oh I am so glad you like Oon...pleated skirts are great,my school skirt that i got in grade 7 still fits me!so naturally,pair up a great skirt with the great hairy legs of a Man's Man... next i think i will draw you Stuart David,in Mailman costume....every bored housewife's fantasy. The Super Fantastique Tag wrote: >I also want to go to the Ice Hotel they have in Lappland that Genevieve was >talking about. Does anyone know how that works? Do you have to wear Polar >Bear pyjamas? hmmm,i don't know about polar bear pjs..but i do know they ply you with lotsa vodka to keep warm.And Tag,i think you should have a boyband with Keith.Keith is 2 cool! I cna just picture him with those luscious pink leg warmers going "Today started with a crazy kiss!" and then you could join in going "I got to,got to tell you darlin' OOOH baby,I think I love you,from head to toe!" oh,too insane. i had the ODDEST dream, that Don Johnson (he's that guy in Miami Vice right?) went on vacation in Newfoundland,and all the Newfies hated him and threw dead rats through his window,but i went and got pictures taken with him in secrecy because my mother didn't approve of my ulterior motives..he wore flannel shirts and could pick me up with one arm,and anyways,i marryied him.The strange thing is,when I woke,I just had this lingering GLOW in me,this strong strong strong love..but the dream was about Don Johnson..whom I don't even know,or have never even thought about..apart from seeing his name mentioned in a magazine or something. Did you know that Rod Stewart is coming to Ottawa? I'd like to marry Rod,I wouldn't have to go to school,I wouldn't have to work and I could style his hair...screw the independant woman,i want to be a princess!...i think the dream meant Rod,instead of Don ..but i just got the signals mixed up,yeah so his last wife was a supermodel,he can adjust.My friend bet me a dollar if I can actually get within 10 feet of Rod Stewart. bye bye my little friends, xoxo genevieve p.s Yay! Honey is back! I love Honey,he makes me want to wrap him up in a blanket like i do to my cats when they are not feeling well...your presence was sorely missed. ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". 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Sinister: marilyn monroe, naked or not?
by Lauren Caulfield 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

i just have a question. not wanting to contradict anyone, but i read that in response to a journalist's question, "what do you wear to bed?", she (marilyn, that is) supposedly replied "chanel no. 5".an answer which inspired me to invest in that very fragrance. and i must add that i find it completely overrated. but i digress, my question: am i to believe that she does indeed sleep in the nude, or that she wears a bra even while sleeping. sorry, this type of trivia interests me to a disturbing level. gosh, now i sound like a dirty pervert. let me rephrase, it's not just trivia regarding miss monroe's underwear, or rather lack of it that interests me, but any small titbits (double entendre not intended, just all that talk of underwear is affecting my subconscious) of useless information. i'm going to sshh now. indeed. take care, lauren xxx ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Stereolab connection?
by Matthew Andrew 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

> The evening will also be sound tracked by other "related" records; > Nick Drake, The Pastels, Francoise Hardy, Stereolab. . . Does anybody else feel Stereolab and Belle & Sebastian are "related?" I thought I was the only one, or at least the only one in Texas. I listen to both of them obsessively. I've just joined your group, sorry if I'm repeating things. matthew +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Underwear and Soul On Ice plus More Work Stories
by WeeChrisBS＠aol.com 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

Hello There List, First Of All I'd like to say I don't wear underwear..I wear Boxers. Right now Im wearing my Boxers with Saint Bernardes(You know The Dogs) that have Whiskey things on their neck you know for rescuing. My other Pair I have that I like are my LEGAL BREIFING on one side and The Other side it says SEE YOUR ASS IN COURT but its a bit faded now. At school we have to read a book for Black History Month and Do a Report(Im sicker Then a dog and Have to do this plus other homework over The Weekend Blah) and I'm reading "Soul On Ice" Its written by Eldrige Cleaver while his In Prison and Its his transformnce from a Thug who Hates Whites to a Revoulnist and Panther and becomes basically good.l It is Brilliant and Inspiring. You Sugguest you all read it! Its one of my favorite books now. Now on to work Stories... If you havent already know I work at An italian Resturent after school. I usally just Scar off the Costumers but this Time a Costumer Scares me.... He comes in every day and orders the same dish and I said yesterday "Should I just tell the cook to make you your meal everday?" and I ment in a good way and he Started screaming at me then When I was going To The Bathroom I heard The new cook say "I'm gonna do something sassy to the Food". It was Quit Scary and My Work has soo much B&S Refences like theres a painting of a Fox in The Snow and a Poster of Bob Dylan in the bathroom. Watch Next The cook Will have An Arab Strap on next...... well Ta Ta Everyone -Damon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Go Yé-Yé For Lulu!
by PJMiller 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

Behold! For I am going to answer some questions and generally make "worthwhile" contributions to list chat. But first... Peter Withe in Thailand? More hairy coconuts! He was definitely a hero of mine, I considered him the Roger Daltry of British football, but I was very young. You can tell, because I disapproved of his striking partner Gary Shaw's relationship with a page three bird. I've got their autographs. Peter Withe swore rather a lot for my liking. I can only assume that Brad has become a born again Christian. Yé-Yé! The other night I was allowed to stay up late to watch a TV special about Yé-Yé, a way of life. It was a curate's egg, excellent in parts. To give unsophisticated non-continentals an idea of what it was all about, the following Brits were shown as examples of Yé-Yé influences: Lulu, doing a fantastic dance that involved kind of ganwing her wrists and claiming to be a tiger, Sandie Shaw, doing a mind-numbing rendition of "Those Were the Days, My Friend, We Thought They'd Never End" with no clogs on, and...our very own Sir Cliff, doing "Congratulations" in Spanish, which was quite a thrill for me. Also featured was a brief glimpse at some French Yé-Yé-ists, including....our very own deflated Diana Dors, France Gall, doing our very own Poopy Doo song! Her blouse was a little bit sparkly, a little bit see-through, and thoroughly fantastic! I can't remember much more about it. I tried to record it, but technology got the better of me. I hope that helps. I also hope Stuart Murdoch follows Lulu's example and insists on being called Stustu from now on. Will Oldham! Migala! List old age pensioners will remember that hundreds of years ago I went to see Will Oldham, and it was great, definitely well worth going to see, Mister Conneeeeelly, a truly remarkable larynx and a very scruffy jumper, and songs with the word "cum" in the title. On that particular night, Mister Oldham was backed by a group consisting of a bunch of Joe 90s who looked like chess champions, who had done their own set earlier in the evening. That bunch of Joe 90s was Migala, and they were splendid, especially the singer. Check them out kids, they won't disappoint you. Unless you don't like them. B&S! Brit Awards! Everyone I've polled seems to think that Billie's going to win because she's got two mums, but let's not forget that B&S have got EIGHT mums, to vote for them, as well as innumerable dads, at least one of whom looks like Elvis. It's in the bag. Greil Marcus! How come everyone else gets to argue with the old duffer, and I don't? Does he go on international arguing tours, or what? I've spent days trying to find out if medieval monks really did go around saying "bollocks!" to each other, as Keith stated last week, but to no avail. Are there any librarians on the list who could look it up? TIA, Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: morrissey's address
by Patrick Osborne 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

For those who were asking about Morrissey living on the King's Road: According to The Severed Alliance, Morrissey was brought home from hospital to a house at 17 Harper Street, Hulme. Then in 1965 the family moved to Queen's Square, Moss Side (no number given). After the Queen's Square house was demolished in 1969 by the council, the Morrisseys moved to 384 Kings Road, Stretford. An article in the Guardian last year claimed that he now divides his time between "a hotel room in Los Angeles and his mother's house in Manchester". There really should be a blue plaque or something on the Kings Road house, definitely! It's amazing how little stuff there is in Manchester about bands that have come from there, especially compared with all the Beatles crap in Liverpool. I guess that's a good thing, though... Patrick +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The wind blows in my hair, yet my quiff remains
by Niceaction＠aol.com 16 Jan '99

16 Jan '99

In a message dated 14/01/99 23:37:05 GMT, you write: << A goodlooking, interesting, friendly bunch who can manage to drink copious amounts of alcohol and still walk straight!!!! (this excludes myself, of course, the boring lardass who was out cold after one bacardi breezer.) Anyway, special props to Jamie for organizing the whole to-do, I crown thee Stud of the month for your efforts! >> Oh wow, Stud of the month !! does this rate higher than winning the list crush table ? if so a big ner ner to Fluffy, although im pretty sure you are a bigger studess. Is studess a word.? what is the female equivalant of a stud ? ! In a message dated 15/01/99 12:38:19 GMT, everyones faveourite mum, Mrs Murdoch wrote. << Monday: Doctor Who pants Tuesday: "It's for you" telephone pants Wednesday: Pants that say "Felt" on them, which I knitted at nightclass Thursday: Purple paisley pattern pants Friday: Brown on the back and cream on the front pants - Friday night is party night! Saturday: K9 pants, that came with the Doctor Who pants. Sunday: The Lord is a Lamb pants, with a picture of a lamb on the crotch, and John 3:16 on the arse. >> I used to have a pair of spiderman and superman pants (as in Y fronts). I was still wearing them until i was 15, it was then i went on a school camping trip and one of the bigger boys grabbed my rucksack off me and went pilfering through my stuff on the bus. He pulled out these pants and i died, i felt my heart being ripped in pieces.. Every ounse of street cred i had built up to that point, which admittedly wasn't much, had all gone. I was left to hold my head in embarssment. It wouldnt have been so bad, had they not had slight skid marks in them. I think David should investigate getting a range of ladies and gents matching B&S underwear for the sinister shop. On the front of the guys Y fronts could be a nicely drawn picture of a bus, and on the ladies undies, a Bus Garage could be emblazened on the front. I recently delved into the world of Pop, after buying records like the working holiday compilation, the Simple Machines Compilation, Nothing Painted Blue album and the forth album from the Go Betweens .. This was the first time i had heard GB, and i am absolutly delighted. ! this is pure Pop, absolutly fantastic.. Im in love with Apology Accepted and Spring rain.. Are all there albums as nice and perfect as this ?? I also ordered a field mice comilation from 1988 - 91, but the company are having trouble finding this.. I havent heard them before, but they will no doubt be as nice as wind chimes on a summers evening. Take it easy people Jamie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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