Dearest Sisterneenies, Gosh, hasn't it been a while? i would write every day, but my life is just not that thrilling to make you all suffer reading time after time (yeah, like i have regular readers...) Well, here we go... SOPHIE HARRIS (sophiesea@hotmail.com) spat out the following earlier this week: my [boy with the] arab strap is now drowned out by horrid kid a!! bumm-er. Hmm...i'll bet you're one of those people who hate musicians experimenting. Let them suffer a typical boring 9-5 job then, no room for progression... THOM: So, how about using something other than our guitars today? JONNY: Yeah, i've wanted to release my techno urges for ages. BORING MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC WHO DEMAND WHINY GUITAR MUSIC FROM RADIOHEAD BECAUSE ANY OTHER KIND OF MUSIC ISN'T 'THEM': bitch bitch bitch. Any other sodding band (e.g. Reef) who released an album exactly the same as their other ones would get slagged off by everyone. Radiohead don't and they get slagged off by everyone. can they never win? Christ, the album is good. the band are enjoying themselves. who said they had to appease the public? Sorry, but since they can't defend themselves, i feel guilty. Talking of slagging off bands who cant defend themselves... BEATLES thank christ i missed talking during that (boring pop average band only made it to fame because of Profumo Scandal/JFK assasination commercial whores beatles bubble gum? whore whore crap music (except blue meenies, which wasnt a song) boring profiteering fools) THAT KIDS MUSIC HYPERLINK wow...i now have 100 kids tunes singing at me...and i found the entire French Mysterious Cities of Gold OST AND KNIGHTMARE CLIPS!!! wow! only the greatest kids show that ever graced 1987-1994's TV sets... BOOKS AMERICAN PARENTS DEMAND BANNING: 1 - Harry Potter (promotes sorcery and witchcraft). Can I say for every SANE person out there HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Stupid american parents...was it just the puritans who demanded that? if so, there must be a lot of them for it to be no. 1 (and behind all those proper satanic books on the market...) LAWRENCE MIKKELSEN A god. simply. if my crush vote wasn't utilised i'd give him it. HEY, why do we only get one crush vote? that's so NOT what it's like these days!!! JOINING WORDS hmm, my crush will be pleased about this. since discovering her, fragnets (fridgemagnets) and many other word hybrids have spewn forth from her mouth. I suppose it's a good idea, but it means that eventually we'll talk to each other entirely thru abbrev. U C? I remember complaining about B&S (he he) abbreviations before. it goes to show, the little knowledge i have is just circulating again and again. GERMAN WORDS Je ne sais pas, parce-que j'apprendre francais depuis six ans (and you couldnt tell, could you? and that is the correct way to say "i have been studying french for 6 years, so eat shite you pompous french grammar students...got in an acid house reference there too!!) NEW JOKE i've been working on it for a while, and someone had probably discovered it before, so i'll enlighten you. A woman walks into a restaurant, and is seated at a table with two bowls on. With no waiter around and the bowls filled, she decided to try each bowl. The chef appears and says "ah, you're sampling my cheese and white sauces. How do you like them? i wanted an opinion, you see..." the woman looks him square in the eye and says "why sir, i don't appreciate your ruse." Get it? nah...roux? email me (or block my address...) At this point i would like to apologise for the Kid A rant. i get tetchy when people slag off radiohead...especially a record with at least four (Kid A How To Disappear Completely Idiotheque Motion Picture Soundtrack) fantastic songs on. THE STEPHEN KING BRACKETY BITS i never realised how good they were to write in. sorry, but they are quite groovy. CLEARLAKE on tour supporting the delgados!!! 2 for 1!!! clearlake are great (not grate, as they are not plastic/metal hybrids with sharp slanted holes) SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC what a cunt. comments? Je suis tres desole, Niko xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - 35mm Quality Prints, Now Get 15 Free! http://photos.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+