strange times in the land of owen i had to give one of my uni tutors my e-mail address today but instead of the above one i gave her the one that is owen@belleandsebastian.org and she said to me in a rather matter of fact way 'oh one of my friends is in belle and sebastian, stevie, stevie jackson.' 'oh' i said as i couldnt think of anything else to say but i've got a meeting with her on thursday so if i can get any interesting gossip out of her i'll let you all know. perhaps i could have thought of something more appropriate than oh if i hadn't spent the previous 3 hours in the pub consoling a newly single female friend. that always happens to me cos im dead unthreatening and so they come to me when they break up with their exciting blokes in order to be convinced that there are nice guys in the world, then they start going out with the next exciting guy they meet. well i've decided to become interesting cos its obviously the way to get girls. to this end i am asking for sugestions of interesting, exciting and dangerous things to do to impress girls. so far i have thought of a) not ironing my jeans b) buying myself a small motor scooter c) allowing my cd collection to deviate from alphabetical order (not the vinyl though, a man can only go so far) d) pretending that i have actual friends who e-mail me and not just people i've never met right i'm of to continue puzling over whether i'm a sheep or a goat, hmmm a sugestion for the new album title "songs for sheep and goats" what do you think? what do you call a welshman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? bisexual! many goodbyes my friends owen 'dangerous' lowery With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+