hey kids, i am officially a bad person, i could see myself being late for a maths lecture, so i came to check my email instead. but, not only that i managed to get onto a bus without paying, although it was a stagecoach bus, so i allowed myself some satisfaction for getting one over on some even badder people. ha ha. thought i should post because somehow or other i have two crush votes, and if i was the crushers (as opposed to crushee) i would have moved them by now after such a period of inactivity. i forced my flatmates to watch quadrophenia last night, the conversation this inspired went as follows: dumb flatmate: what's this about then? less dumb flatmate: scooters dumb flatmate: what? less dumb flatmate: you know your lambretta top, well its about lambretta scooters dumb flatmate: but don't lambretta make mopeds. fiona, what's this film about? fiona: shut the fuck up then we invented a form of waste disposal, its a game called 'see who can throw the pizza box out of a really narrow window.' i won, beating both the lads who were playing, but i couldn't quite manage the empty ketchup bottle. does anyone else feel like the sinister village is starting to bear an uncanny resemblence to greendale of postman pat fame? we just need a handy man called ted glen, (who can just about fix anything you'll ever need to mend, maybe a tractor or a ladder or a broken frying pan, just go down and see him and he'll help you if he can) and mrs goggins in the post office, and and and, i'll stop before i get any more carried away i've come to the conclusion that the reason that everyone loves jenowl is because she is every character in a b+s song. all the twee schoolgirlish ones anyway. i imagine her to be partly the girl in expectations and partly the 'mousy girl on the end pew.' (sorry if that offends, but i mean it in the nicest possible way) sure i had something else to say.... shit it was really interesting, its no good, my little brain can't cope. i'm in one of those crises at the moment you see, where a bloke i don't like keeps phoning me all the time, and the one that i've become quite obsessed with, err, doesn't. i know, i'll just do what i usually do; i'll get rilly drunk and accost him, always an embarassing yet effective way to achieve your goals. i shall prolly get back to you shortly with whatever the interesting thing was that i couldn't remember, i seem to have taken to staying in this week anyway, so you might find me being more prolific. love and jaffa cakes, (noticed some of you have been inserting inferior kinds of confectionery here, jaffa cakes will conquer the earth - accept no substitute) fiona - the jaffa cake gurl +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+