Hello fools, What the bloody hell is all this nonsense about t-shirts and stuff? Are you lot seriously saying you have the foggiest notion who's responsible for the band merchandise you buy? Personally I don't give a shit. What I care about is that SPRFNK is worried that Blighty closes down in August.... SPRFNK said:

is it bad to go to the UK in august because someone said there is a big holiday there and everything is closed

No, no, no. It's only one weekend. And it's right at the end of August. Everybody goes to Reading. And it's shit. Actually, them funny Europeans all bugger off somewhere in August. Especially Italians and people from Prague. My latest dream is to be Italian. Has anybody else noticed what great condition all Italian men's hair is in? It is. I saw several thousand Italian men at Villa Park last night and apart from all being cool as fuck they all had immaculate hair and there wasn't a split end in sight. I love Italian men. Literally. No I do. Actually I love Italian women but I'm just trying to be hip. It's a Manchester thing. But thousands of sweaty Italian blokes jumping up and down and singing that song that the fat bloke with the beard done at the World Cup in 1990. Well, it's pretty special. Better than Belle and Sebastian even, maybe. Somebody else said there was storm clouds a brewing over Wolverhampton at about 11pm last night. And I'd just like to confirm that they were telling the truth. And Tim Hopkins said some stuff. He's pretty lucky he could though. I saw you supporting Leeds at Bowlie Hopkins. I'm a ManU man myself so you're pretty lucky I never kicked your head in. Do I need to point out I'm joking here? I'm not being sarcastic and getting at anybody or anything. I'm just a bit scared that Tim finds out who I am and chins me. JJ said:

I wish the bloke upstairs would turn his fucking music down.

And JJ would. Somebody else asked for good books to read. That "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter" by Carson McCullers is good. It made me remember why I thought socialism was a good thing. Easy to forget when the closest you get to a socialist government is "New Labour". You just remember that kids when you're putting your X on them European ballot papers in a few weeks. Just think "proportional representation". I don't love anyone either so fuck off, Lover...John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+